Tessa Langford

You either die a hero or live long enough to see LeBron James miss games with Sciatica

Someone mentioned Green Book the other day, a movie I never saw and knew I would hate, but also never participated in the chatter about specifically because I didn’t watch it. Well, I watched it and here’s my review: Racism pretty much solved with road trip snacks.

I would give anything to get hit by a Waymo

I have a few “can’t believe you’ve never seen that” movies that I’m holding on to because I just like having them.

Oh no wordle

It is almost impossible to get ChatGPT to tell me one of my ideas is bad.

somewhere in post-production right now is the film you’ll be texting all your friends about this fall. and its lead actor probably doesn’t even have a wikipedia page yet.

Melvin and Howard (1980)

the most comforting thing in the world might be catching the last 40 minutes of a jurassic world sequel on FX, slightly edited for TV, volume too low, trying your best to not google which one it is

This is all getting in the way of the Smurfs discourse I was hoping to have this weekend.

This is literally what we reported would happen. www.status.news/p/skydance-c...

The existence of late night shows has always made me think the TV economy can’t be *that* bad if those things are still going. Curious to see if this is really a dollars/cents thing, or if Skydance went full MAGA on Colbert.

Truly cannot think of a worse way to react than ducking down. His fight or flight went into some new third direction.

Superman box office chat is starting to show once again that movies exist in two parallel realities: the one people actually go to, and the one online where we dissect box office like it’s political polling. They rarely overlap.

Overdue joining here. Deleted the other place.