Cap’n Eric

@jimmypardo.com saw you in Ann Arbor last night. Careful, you may lose your not-a-joke-writer card. That ear cut bit was top 5 all time. Absolutely masterful.

I saw on the news that the lunar eclipse will be visible Thursday from 11:57pm to 3:31am. …or as I like to say, “No, it won’t.”

You had one job, 50s Gold.

Just saw The Brutalist and now I see why it didn’t win the Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy.

Still processing. #OnePride #OneGame

Anyone going to Ford Field tomorrow. If you haven’t abstained yet, please do not speak until the team takes the field. Save your voices. #OnePride #AllGrit

Sitting here considering the logistics of pulling off this game in this much time. It’s truly remarkable. Great case for a sound business continuity plan. #MINvsLAR

They don’t have any saxophonists in Arizona?

2025, the year of the saxophone anthem.

CBS LOVES a colon in a title. …yet shows real restraint with 60 Minutes.

Growing up, CBS actually meant NFC games. Watching this #Broncos v #Bills game reminds me to all of those CBS promos for top tier shows like Diagnosis: Murder and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

On TV they said OSU has been so tough on goal line stands all year long.

Not *all* year.

Hmm. This guy was onto something last week.
#OnePride #AllGrit

Looks like I’m working on my house next Sunday. #OnePride #AllGrit

Goff being a goldfish.

#OnePride #AllGrit

8th beer… NOTHING.

#OnePride #AllGrit

This game is so intense I’m barely feeling this 5th beer.

#OnePride #AllGrit

It’s the last day of school and most of the NFL gets to watch Shrek 2 while the Lions and Vikings’ teacher’s car containing their written exams was stolen last night.

#OnePride #AllGrit

EVERY TIME I hear “Jimmy Garoppolo”.

Pregaming the stress of tonight’s game by shopping for 3 items at Trader Joe’s at 2:00 on a Sunday. #OnePride

Watching Sunday morning pregame shows on this side of tonight’s game, I don’t take for granted that the Lions are among the elite of an objectively elite division. This is magical. #OnePride

Shoutout to Notre Dame for continuing to play Eastern Michigan’s fight song throughout this game.

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Defense just sandbagging for the Vikings? #OnePride

Always hated the Packers (always). #OnePride

Always loved the Packers (today). #OnePride

Can’t believe I rooted for the Packers for this. #OnePride

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#OnePride

Thank you Washington. #OnePride

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1st half Jack Fox. #OnePride