Idk why it took me so long to watch “First Wives Club”. They don’t make them like that anymore 😭

Can people stop tapping their nails on everything in videos? What is it doing for you?

Okay, but where is the fall weather? 😭

“That’s a bold move” - me wearing a white top at any time

Tis the season for your mom to call all of her siblings to go grape leaf picking

People trying to have meetings the day before a holiday 😵‍💫

Honey is good, but can we stop putting it on everything?

Republicans are disgusting

HOT TAKE: Seeded watermelon is superior to seedless watermelon. Come at me

I feel like I am one of few people that still sends “lmfao” texts. I guess people aren’t laughing their fucking asses off anymore

Tofu is so underrated

I can’t stand when someone is sitting and you’re going to go say hi to them but they don’t get up. Make it more awkward to hug you?!

I’m worthy of a market price dry aged steak

Don’t understand the reason for mandatory day in the office when my boss calls me on teams when she is also in the office…

Why aren’t all cottage cheese’s made equal?

Sunday scaries are hitting me like a bag of bricks 🧱 😭

Officials are always against us. That was a clear foul on the Knicks at the final buzzer yet they just ended the game. There were so many fouls called on the Pistons, but they didn’t blink an eye when it came to the Knicks.

So shook from that white lotus ending

Tiger balm is insane

I love watching birds eat lunch

I feel like every top I put on is huge because of my lack of boobs

Disgusted that the Dodgers went to the White House and presented the toasted orange with a jersey 🤮

Baseball is the only sport I know thoroughly. It’s my time

I am so close to being a regular at Rocco’s deli. The cashier said “order for Jess?” I said “close, but it’s Jenny” and she said she’ll get it right next week 🙏🏼

The urge to shop is strong 😩

Every company needs a Lisa who is about to retire because her energy is euphoric

As someone who used to shop at Target every week of her adult life, not shopping there since January has been too easy #dontneedit

Feeling the whole weight of the world on my shoulders and I can’t deal

Never felt more un-sexy than when I woke up the day after my birthday with tummy problems 🥴

Sunday scaries is hitting me like bricks