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Pullo Tarentum, Friendly Warlock

@thefriendlywarlock.bsky.social

Living in happy exile from the Twitter dumpster fire. I'm a DnD 5e fanatic; lover of history, Golden Sun, keto, and painting miniatures. Posts are as random as any encounter you get from a DM who likes to stir up shit. Also, fuck Nazis and Lauren Boebert.

133 Followers  |  227 Following  |  401 Posts  |  Joined: 19.10.2023  |  1.8958

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Happy Monday! There is said it! Now what?

30.04.2024 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure why type of Pokemon this Gym leader has, but they must be pretty fucking tough.

#pokemon

28.04.2024 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There are just some things in life you want more of when you see it for the first time. Seeing Foghorn Leghorn explain things to anime characters is exactly what we need more of right now.

#pokemon

28.04.2024 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, fuck this planet and the assholes on it....

25.04.2024 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so fucking stoked with this Dragon born Alchemist :)

#miniatures #DungeonsandDragons

18.04.2024 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing, until now. Something's definitely up now.

16.04.2024 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Space Ghost Coast to Coast premiered thirty years ago today.

15.04.2024 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1359    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 125

Someone's got some latent boob jealousy πŸ™„

11.04.2024 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My only request is that his hearse be a white Ford Bronco.

#OJSimpson

11.04.2024 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just like Lauren Boebert, these morons needs to be banned from ever holding public office and spend the rest of their miserable lives cutting grass with nail clippers.

10.04.2024 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Friday night of my childhood was watching Tommy Boy, or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Excellent film choice.

10.04.2024 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The breakfast and morning routine of champions

09.04.2024 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT ECLIPSE WAS AMAZING

08.04.2024 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My math skills peaked on Math Blaster medium difficulty.

07.04.2024 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I discovered Reddit thread that's nothing but family photos altered with Steve Buscemi's face and now I have nightmares.

#OldSchool #SteveBuscemi

04.04.2024 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Todays post is about Ottoman Women in #WW1. It’s a tribute to one grandmother in Constantinople, and the unique ways in which the war intensified their suffering will surprise you. And make you sad. Don’t forget these women. www.alexchurchill.co.uk/about-5

03.04.2024 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer Simpson in front of a banner: β€œCan’t Someone Else Do It?”

Homer Simpson in front of a banner: β€œCan’t Someone Else Do It?”

Every judge tasked with holding Trump accountable:

02.04.2024 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1096    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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Excuse me while I just demolish these deviled eggs.

31.03.2024 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The irony here is that your random ass comments appear for no reason other than the showcase you're a moron.

Thanks for playing and try again next time.

30.03.2024 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your random comment is going unacknowledged. Thank you and try again next time.

30.03.2024 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or you could talk to a real one while they're surviving.

30.03.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a black and white fluffy tuxedo cat lying in a couch with someone’s hand pulling back his ears to look like he’s wearing a wimple like diana rigg in game of thrones

a black and white fluffy tuxedo cat lying in a couch with someone’s hand pulling back his ears to look like he’s wearing a wimple like diana rigg in game of thrones

tell cersei. i want her to know it was me.

30.03.2024 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Just as long as the HOA doesn't find out, the possibilities are endless. Even if they do, be a good neighbor and invite them to participate.

30.03.2024 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the best time to talk

30.03.2024 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's dreary, rainy days like this that make me grateful for having a rowing machine and HBO Max.

29.03.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COVID-19 is a novel virus causing severe respiratory distress, especially to at-risk people such as my best friend. Callous, misinformed individuals like you convinced him to not be vaccinated, whilo then died from COVID-19.

OTOH, fucking yourself with a rusty bayonet is the only cure for you.

26.03.2024 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool story bro. More years you can live as a retarded cunt muffin wombat with "science" degrees.

26.03.2024 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cunt muffin who'd gladly vote for RFK Jr.

26.03.2024 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's funny, because I don't pity you at all. Because I couldn't fucking care less about a retarded wombat.

26.03.2024 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Homeopathic degrees don't count, no matter how much you think they're real science degrees.

Vaccines are developed based on a variety of health data, genetic profiles, and lab cultures. They are adapted to new strains, like the flu.

Now go to sleep, retarded wombat, your brain must be tired.

26.03.2024 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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