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Donald Trump likes women like he likes his coins, not legal tender.

Getting fired by this president is so much better of an indication that you are good at your job and ethical than getting hired by him.

Pathetic

Don't get woke. It makes you squint.

Let's get as much testimony like this from as many Trump pedophile Victims as possible!
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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

I must stop saying "That's what she said" or calling DJT's disease "gross veinous insufficiency" whenever these items are discussed. According to HR

I don't want to suggest my wife keeps the house cold, but my pajamas are made by The North Face

Even MAGA Judas will get deja Vu if Melania tries to sell a 30 piece silver set on the White House Shopping Network, WHSN.

Golf reminds Donnie of Jeff because when he is out playing, he can cheat trying to score on the 18 and under crowd.

Epstein gave him a Young Piece Prize. That was their secret.

No one laughed harder at Donnie's request for more ballroom than Stormy

Marked safe from being on the Epstein list today.

As I lie down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, let it not be because of an orange lunatics mistake.

Citing a poll where people claimed he doesn't do enough to protect people serving in the military, President Trump has a plan. He got this idea from a retired military leader who "has many records," Sgt. Pepper. So now all navy submarines will be painted amber, like the waves of grain in the song.

Did he even say "tanks"?

We know the parade was expensive but how much did it cost for his current wife to make an appearance with him,?

Do you think Elon has a desk in a secret location where he has used his AI to replace the Delorean with a cyber truck in the movies?

The Trump administration is what would have happened in the timeline where Biff Tannen works with a evil Doc Brown. The Delorean would be a cyber truck.

Was Voldemort bald because he had to be the opposite of Harry?

If dJt were Zaphod Beeblebrox, he would steal the jet from Qatar and fly around the world as an outlaw.

That would be so much better.

Life is going as far as you can. Then you go farther.

We adopted this little guy. Meet Merlin

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