LeftClique

Esquie from Expedition 33 saying "Losing a rock is better than never having a rock!"

:')

OH BABY THAT'S THE STUFF

Tony Shalhoub with medical diodes on his head in the episode “Soft Light” from The X-Files, written by Vince Gilligan.

You, a fool: “Oh man the Breaking Bad guy is doing sci-fi now?”

Me, sagacious:

Anxiety and a vivid imagination is the worst combo

Worry all y'all want about Steve, if anything happens to this guy I'm done.

Nilla Wafers the size of hamburger buns

Vine was better!

Been getting the Guild Wars 2 itch again lately, so be prepared for me to once again get really annoying about how it’s secretly the most innovative MMO of the last decade.

I’m tired of pretending Borderlands 3 isn’t the best in the franchise.

Finally saw The Substance, and why did nobody tell me it's essentially a smarter Troma film? Woulda watched it ages ago if I knew that.

What if you used The Substance while visiting the beach that makes you old?

Boss fights in Diablo 4 are pure ass

Takes me back to the dozens of different theories on how to make sure the Time-Lost Protodrake spawn in WoW. Not ashamed to admit I tried a lot of them.

That was until I watched my cousin casually spawn back in from a Battleground to find the rare spawn staring him in the face…

Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.

dudes rock

Every leftist is their own little Cassandra

I hate to say I told you so but…

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It’s so STRANGE. I got from a quest and it put in a lot of work despite… not doing any damage? I think there’s some trick with reloading popping the rounds but can’t totally tell.

I MEAN

Screenshot of the Bloodborne character creator with a character who looks surprisingly like Bea Arthur if I do say so myself.

Bloodborne Bea Arthur is still my magnum opus

Apple Music page for the song “Exhuming McCarthy” by R.E.M.

Apropos of nothing

Didn’t think my biggest laugh of the year would be from Weapons.

Get rid of A.Ian Holm and the “you bitch” line and Alien Romulus is almost perfect.

Huh.

Hittin that robitussy

I can’t find actual kolaches in Texas because everyone here is so dumb they appropriated the wrong pastry.

It’s kinda wild how well Destiny Rising works

Rest in covfefe

My hottest music take is that Paramore’s “Ain’t It Fun” could have easily been a Jason Mraz song.