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He/Him. I'm Kabanaw. I worked as a programmer at Harmonix. I still kind of do, but now we all work on Fortnite as a part of Epic. I don't really stream much anymore but pretty often guest on Pit Crew stuff!

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Latest posts by kabanaw.bsky.social on Bluesky

I wanna be as clear as I can that I believe it's no longer possible to be wishy washy on this. Do not play xbox game studio games. do not cover them. Do not talk about them on your podcasts. you can either have values or you can have a meaningless career in games marketing masquerading as criticism.

08.08.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 281    ๐Ÿ” 153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Beat ace attorney 4. I was really digging it until halfway through case 3. The prosecutor in the game has absolutely no juice and the finale case was a bit of a wet fart all in all. It goes right above GAA2 because it was well paced and didn't make me mad all the time.

08.08.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After finishing 7.3's MSQ, I'm very much done with the new writing team. A significant chunk of their work is reworking other game's plots into 14 in uninteresting ways and I think that was somehow their best written stuff

07.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My work computer was updated to Windows 11 2 days ago and so far I've had visual studio crash twice and chrome crash once. Super stoked to be forced to use this extremely stable operating system.

07.08.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The literal first joke in the new naked gun is a serious bank heist culminating in a man pulling a "P.L.O.T. Device" out of the vault, somehow I'm the only one that got a laugh out of that

03.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The New York Times wants you to know that this 18 month-old child is not just being starved by Israeli genocide - it might just be a small part of why he is dying looking completely emaciated, it's hard to say whether he's dying with genocide or of genocide.

30.07.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 366    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I am so furious at the place that the genius UK deployed Extreme Ways for the first time

28.07.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ed is out here for all of us haters. Whenever you feel your hater powers fading under the weight of everybody talking about how AI is the future, let this fuel you. "You are smarter than they reckon and stronger than they know."

23.07.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The lack of any powerful magic was pretty rough but I once again got away with the power of chemistry

19.07.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Defeated neo ex death with knight, ninja, red mage, and chemist

Defeated neo ex death with knight, ninja, red mage, and chemist

Fiesta

19.07.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dozens of Palestinians killed in latest Israeli attacks near food aid distribution site, medics and witnesses say Witnesses describe people shot in head and torso near sites run by Israeli-backed US organisation Gaza Humanitarian Foundation

There is no longer any doubt that Israel has set up a fake humanitarian organisation so it can kettle Gazans into a kill box and murder them en masse

It is evil beyond description and in a decent world it would result in immediate, massive, global action to stop them and prosecute those responsible

13.07.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1553    ๐Ÿ” 842    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

It's pretty weird that you can't actually talk about the genocide that MSF is working against on the stream that's directly fundraising for MSF

11.07.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You do not have to make an A.I. version of your own employees that operate at 1.5x speed but produce purely iterative garbage, especially in media and journalism. People donโ€™t actually want that shit. Make a good, human thing and people will bend over backwards to support you."

09.07.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 760    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I hit my gambling rock bottom at 11 years old at Bonker's Fun House and since then gacha has held no sway or interest to me

07.07.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Juice your stock now by promising something insane and then get another boost later when you fail to meet the target and lay off half of DICE

03.07.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact: Massachusetts added a millionaire tax in 2022 and we were warned it would cause the wealthy to flee. Instead the number increased by 2024. Rich assholes like living in nice places even if they need to pay their fair share.

03.07.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If human rights need to "poll well" before you touch them then you have no true beliefs. You are a soulless husk of a human being

30.06.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 394    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, in the ranking of finales, you need to factor in that every doctor has, at best, a 50% hit rate and Whittaker's batting 0

30.06.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree with all of this except the bit with the finales. I think most the new who finales range from bad to mid, his first finale felt a bit ahead of the curve and the second was around there as well until it got way worse

30.06.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know this is not a unique take but getting to see the "vote blue no matter who" mask come off and show the "I'm actually just a centrist" underneath has been so relieving

28.06.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is from Haaretz, an Israeli news site. It proves that Israeli concentration camp soldiers have been ordered to deliberately shoot at unarmed Palestinians waiting for humanitarian aid.

No Western media will run this story or even refer to it, because real Western journalism is mostly dead.

27.06.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2519    ๐Ÿ” 1073    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

I can't believe that I've turned around on Benson Boone. I could not stand Beautiful Things, but then Sorry I'm Here for Someone Else came out and it's probably my favorite pop song in years

26.06.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been banging this drum for years now, I know, but Zohran's Big Night is a clear illustration of the power of giving people a vision of the future that boldly contradicts the rhetoric of Republican fearmongers. Not just "disagrees on policies," but actively paints a different image of the world.

25.06.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7913    ๐Ÿ” 1527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

my top 10 movies for the new york times list thing is that one movie where the new york times manufactures consent for anti-trans agendas and panic and shit, inlcuding that one that was like 3 days ago or whatever that folks conveniently forgot i guess

24.06.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 539    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hammock in the woods on a small cliff overlooking the water

Hammock in the woods on a small cliff overlooking the water

One more nap in the hammock with the world's perfect view before I head back home

23.06.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18.06.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Much better? No way, I remember the US's response to Protective Edge under his watch. Israel wasn't quite as genocidal yet but he did absolutely nothing to stop the deaths of 2300 Palestinians, and the US still used its veto to stop any UN resolutions against Israel.

14.06.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully this actually gets a ruling so it becomes precedent, the dark outcome is that disney and universal get what they want via a settlement and then get on board with stealing other smaller artist's things

11.06.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not going to stand for a rep that will fight to bring back the "wrong" targets of ICE then turn around and say "but obviously the basic idea of all this is good"

10.06.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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