Art Martinez-Tebbel

So does FIFA want Americans to call it football? So much that they’re bribing the president? To what end?

I can’t believe they still make these music biopics after this bodied them so hard.

Ok so it seems that Microsoft does not own this stuff. Go play it. The gameplay must really show its age but the storytelling is great. Also I don’t remember anything about the third game except that I didn’t like it so there is no endorsement there.

Oh wow.

Oh word? I thought people were talking about how the new extraction shooter they’re making is Microsoft. Maybe I’m not paying enough attention.

Everyone should have been trying to game on a Mac in 1995. It turned out some real sickos.

I think all the Marathon content is covered under the BDS boycott now but you should have played the first two before now tbh.

Someone in the comments truly nailed this one.

I hope Jimmy shows him his Bored Ape.

Finally I can believe I’m having a positive influence in the world.

I went to a double feature of Brick and Looper and he did a Q&A after and while the movies were playing it leaked that he was going to do Star Wars 8. So he had to open the Q&A saying something like “I know what you’ve all heard but I can’t answer anything about that.” I found that very charming.

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

It’s almost definitely a stomach bug but she hit her head the night before she started having symptoms so we have to take it easy in two fronts. I hope you are doing ok and also that you can articulate to a doctor if your head or tummy hurts.

Well she’s a toddler so she’s more three yards and a cloud of dust

Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

My kid is officially in concussion protocols so if you wanted her to suit up for your football team this weekend it’s a no.

If you’re not a good catholic the pope will find you and beat you with a bat and you are not safe on an airplane.

Side Story: 17: A Buffer Arm and a More Traditional Hammer Mysterious internet occurances abound this week on Side Story. Mysteries like "What is the dark secret of the famed Roottree family, Pittsburghian candy magnates" and "Why did Austin's connection tota...

New Side Story is live! Despite some technical issues, Austin, Keith, and Janine manage to talk about 90s-themed database mystery The Roottrees Are Dead, and then Jack and Keith follow up with a deep dive into the Clock Tower series!

sidestory.show/17-a-buffer-...

I am aware that people live longer than 41.

I’m 41 years old. I started taking guitar lessons two months ago. It was a great choice. It’s never too late.

My daughter is learning words very quickly these days but is not super interested in circling back for words we’ve already worked on. Anyway she can say “Martian” now but still hasn’t said “grandma”

Well he does work at the god factory.

Look you don’t have to hand it to the Catholic Church or anyone who works there but this is nice.

Some kid at the Children’s Museum is dragging the Spelling Toaster.

The computers didn’t do any of the dystopia.

Can you get one of those Minority Report computers? Is someone working on that?

My principled stance against posting pictures of my child on social media is very challenging because she is cute as hell.

Alright I got this sorted. Thank you for your kind attention Bluesky users.

If I could throw up a Hail Mary here, does anyone know a place in Manhattan that I could purchase a not crazy expensive baby monitor today?

Both parties came down incredibly hard on Palestine protestors, with mass arrests, attempted deportations, and extrajudicial detentions. If you’re mad they aren’t more involved now, blame Joe Biden