Art Martinez-Tebbel

I think it was wrong for your dentist to stab you in the mouth over this misunderstanding

Cannot generate simple excel files on pro version Question So I have used ChatGPT pro for a while now and recently I have been facing an issue while trying to collate data from pdfs and put it in an excel sheet where in my chat it keeps asking me questions when it finally gets down to generating an excel sheet it never gives me the me the link to download the file. After multiple attempts when it does give me a lin k to download the excel file I rec an error which says file not found. Starting to grow frustrated with this now. Look forward to any suggestions to tackle this #problem

This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

*AJ Soprano voice* What, no fucking baseball today?

It’s a cocomelon sub-brand

I am generally enjoying taking my daughter to My Gym but it’s my first encounter with her with a big company. And so they have sections of her class that are sponsored by Melon Patch and I hate it and my only recourse is it contains no content from them and she obviously doesn’t know what it is.

i cant remember if i cried
when i heard you had to stay online
and preowned games would be denied

The wildest thing to me is this article they say we’ll never see anything like this again and my immediate thought is “well we’ve probably got three or four years left in his absolute prime” and then it only comes down to opportunity to do it on such a big stage.

If I were the brewers I would be giving him the Bonds treatment. I mean at this point it’s probably too late.

I can’t believe this middle-middle fastball didn’t get past a very clearly locked in Ohtani.

It’s not even a strike.

I get hating the Dodgers. I don’t partake but I get it. But hating Ohtani? It’s like hating the sunset. It’s an objectively amazing thing to look at.

Look at this fucking thing.

“Oh shit, did you guys want me to hit?”

The Ohtani 2025 postseason slump might be over.

Congratulations to the Seattle Mariners for being the first home team to win a game in the ALCS. This was the fifth game of the series and it is worth noting there is an actual tangible advantage to being the home team in baseball.

I like that I know two women who are very superstitious about sports and are on opposite sides of the ALCS. Who will have the correct vibes and who will be inadvertently responsible for their team losing?

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

I’m not sure a team has ever won nine out of ten playoff games and looked less impressive than the Dodgers but I guess you’d have to say they look better than all the other teams that are losing more.

Nah. No day care. Just a bunch of classes.

The thing about a sick kid at this age is they don’t interact with that many people so I can look at her all sniffly and miserable and say “probably that kid who sneezed at my gym on Monday” and there’s a pretty good chance I’m right.

I can’t believe I have to wait another episode before I can publicly call you out on this.

What about worse Sylvie? Did you forget about the possibility of worse?

I would be too powerful

Probably something from the Genesis that’s completely left my mind. Of games I remember maybe Enter the Matrix? Maybe whichever Legacy of Kain game I finished?

Who do you think is the sports management figure most likely to end up in prison and why is it the guy from the Savannah Bananas?

Is this because the Final Fantasy set was good and the Spider-Man set was bad? Yeah probably but my analysis still holds imo.

Instant ramen is invented in 1958. The bagel is centuries older than that and even New York Jewish bagel culture is older than 1958 by decades. Some of this feels like anything from Asia is more fantastical than the west and some it just feels a touch antisemitic.

A Magic card from the Spider-Man set depicting a bagel and schmear

A magic card from the Final Fantasy set depicting instant ramen.

I should not poke this bear but the fact that the card in the left is the embodiment of Magic leaving behind traditional fantasy and the card on the right came out two sets sooner with barely a mention sort of suggests that modernity isn’t the problem.

These games have plots?

Not to my knowledge