Art Martinez-Tebbel

small crab eating a grape (important)

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Him also getting mad about the kickoff rule at the end is legitimately funny though

Interesting if true

Yikes

So, how was the Kid Rock one?

“Happy birthday kiddo, here’s the Super Bowl halftime show again”

We let my daughter watch the halftime show. She pointed at the screen and said “dancing” then when the fireworks were coming off she said “colors” and when it was over she said “again” and no more screen time until she’s two so she’ll be waiting a bit on that.

Thank you!

Does anyone have the Dark Knight Returns “this is the weapon of the enemy we do not use it” panel but the gun is Gen AI?

Sage advice from a dad with a kid too young for screen time who can’t even watch this year.

If the AI ads at the Super Bowl have got you down remember the year with all the crypto ads.

And no matter how long they’ve been doing it it doesn’t change the crazy train quotient of the franchise.

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Sauron to Isildur like

Can you believe I lived here the whole time and never saw one show in Reseda?

excuse me, she actually ran a great speaking tour and it's your fault she didn't sell all the seats

LAPD Charges at Hundreds of High School Students in Peaceful Walkout Protest at MDC ~ L.A. TACO LAPD arrested at least two teenagers protesting ICE raids in Los Angeles yesterday. They were also seen corresponding with ICE agents on Alameda Street during the demonstrations.

I feel like Los Angeles is a place where people expect ICE to happen because the kidnappings have been happening to my home city for decades, so there’s less media attention to it now. and I want folks to see that in LA, Latine students are organizing major protests & the police are attacking them

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

The Olympics, hosted by famous respecters of authority, the Italians.

I would just figure out how many toddlers you are by mass and adjust accordingly

They should invent a tranquilizer dart for sick toddlers. Like a safe one, I’m not a monster.

A profound artistic expression in its own right. Hang it in the … oh wait.

Does anyone know of any fun federal crimes to commit in Minnesota? Is there a big pile of gold there or something?

I like it

“Fool’s Pneumonia” or something. I don’t know.

My kid has croup and I feel like we need a better name for “this is a pretty run of the mill illness and it only sounds like your child is on the brink of death”