ARWIL

Recession indicator

Navy Enema

Haven’t even heard of it

When an interviewer asks for my biggest strength is say it’s that my beard stops growing in a straight line in the perfect spot on my neck so I haven’t had to trim it myself in 3 years (this is like 3 weeks post barber)

Aiming to be one of those mature silver foxes with suspiciously good hair

Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses

Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.

Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”

2018 vs 2026

ring is creepy and it's good more people are realizing it

Should I be concerned

Gah damn it happened again. Another crazy commission inquiry and emotionally exhausting day lol

get rid of your fucking ring doorbell grow up!!!!

Ring Searchparty is fucking horrific omg

oh my god the sticky note

ANNOYED GYNOID ... @annoyedgynoid.bsky.... 23h "just don't use Al" is a luxury position. when people moralize choices made under scarcity, they're pretending the menu is the same for everyone. it fucking isn't.

we’re not doing this under Woke 2 sorry not sorry

every day they invent a new kind of bisexual if you think about it

Rebuilding societal trust one car ride at a time

I love giving uber drivers cash to turn off uber lol

Where’s that shirtless man in a necktie when you need him

Need a gainer to bully me into getting buff, primarily out of spite

We very briefly looked very similar lol

It’s a biophilia day and you know it

Critics are raving (another bathroom selfie has hit the building)

In a fascinating development I have been tasked with designing a custom pill box (literally for pills) and shipping it to Belgium

Steak too juicy lobster too buttery (getting too many commission requests at once and for the first time ever have to decline some)

I’m so sick of terrycloth clothing. I’ll just be enjoying my day then get jump scared by a teink wearing a washcloth as a shirt

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Minneapolis Council committee delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents The City Council will hold a public hearing on the liquor licenses for the Canopy by Hilton in the Mill District and Depot Renaissance Hotel.

A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.

Going for that disheveled artist look and I think it’s settling in nicely

Quit negging yourself you’re unimaginably hot

Neighbors cat getting very comfortable around me