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He seems to be getting uglier. Can science explain that

gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california

Got hired to work 4 hours a week at a glasses store just for the employee discount (saved $600)

I hate gay peoples wtf do you mean you have some Emmy awards in your menagerie in Wisconsin

Let me be clear. I celebrate the dawn of the Chinese century and if I were offered an art residency in China I would take it without hesitation.

GET EM EARNEST

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing

Sabrina Carpenter working at the rodent museum:

do u want the mouse tour

can you feel the Mamdmentum, Mr. Cuomo

Calling mom to pick me up because I’m getting booed at the function for admitting Benson Boone is so hot

Sold these paintings of Elon musk, Charlie Kirk, and a random business man to a man who looks like Benson Boone with even better arms

All “cleaned” up for open-studio day :)

Imagine an official government accounting being live for an hour and only getting 34 followers. Twitter could never

So the dust is actually insanely flammable and a single spark anywhere would blow up the whole facility (bad)

Imagine having the worst week of your life so you go on a walk and see this

This is so freshman orientation coded

between g-fuel and protein powder it turns out the young male right-wing movement might just be lead poisoning

Stolen valor

There was PRO-vintage and ANTI-new-Halloween-decoration wave on TikTok. I wonder if it actually led to a drop in sales

I practice what I call “woke sales” which is when I show women’s clothing to men and men’s clothing to women and don’t tell them which is which. But I can guarantee they’ll look great

I’m sure this statement includes science’s conclusions on healthcare rights for trans people of all ages, yeah

Customer entered the store while I was in the middle of hair spraying my mustache

This is a really beautiful form tbh

wait until you hear about giraffes

Any fans of hit boardgame “Watch” out there?

AP: Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire

"a test"? you mean...a violation?

“no” is a complete sentence

ok miss communication

He’ll commend MTG but can’t endorse Mamdani.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but