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Abigail Rytel

@abbyrytel.bsky.social

I was gonna eat your icebox plums out of spite, but some bastard got there before me. (she/her or they/them)

14 Followers  |  36 Following  |  59 Posts  |  Joined: 21.09.2023  |  1.7615

Latest posts by abbyrytel.bsky.social on Bluesky

I was at an AHL game and when the PA announcer said "there is one minute left in the period" a guy in my section shouted "Thank you!" I later overheard him explain to someone else "I'm trying to make 'Thank you' a thing. I want the announcer to feel appreciated."

09.12.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.

06.12.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4758    πŸ” 1472    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 57

Gold Ship should have a 10% chance to negate all inputs for the first second of each round

02.12.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If GBVS season 3 is announced with Goldship as the first character, they're going to make 100 Umillion dollars

02.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the license plate on my $1000 sports car says β€œMR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year

27.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1027    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

Like I want to like Lily but her gimmick feels useless. Wind stocks are both too hard to build and too meaningless to spend

24.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maruzensky already both drives a car recklessly and would fondly remember playing a Sega Genesis

16.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a stuffed animal with the words good morning have a nice day on it ALT: a picture of a stuffed animal with the words good morning have a nice day on it
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same

05.11.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom

03.11.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2222    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 14
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Including Umayuru version Hishi Akebono

01.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Erika Ishii, dressed as her character in Ghost of Yotei, Atsu, stands at a podium featured in the Dropout show Game Changer.
HEADLINE: Ghost of Yōtei DLC to Have Atsu Compete in Only Game Show Where the Game Changes Every Show

Erika Ishii, dressed as her character in Ghost of Yotei, Atsu, stands at a podium featured in the Dropout show Game Changer. HEADLINE: Ghost of Yōtei DLC to Have Atsu Compete in Only Game Show Where the Game Changes Every Show

In Ghost of Yōtei: GΔ“muchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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22.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1685    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

18.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14507    πŸ” 3577    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 283
A panel from Chainsaw Man. Yoru, the War Devil, explains: "I made a contract with the governor of California. In exchange for me not attacking California... the citizens of California will shoulder the burden of my deaths."

A panel from Chainsaw Man. Yoru, the War Devil, explains: "I made a contract with the governor of California. In exchange for me not attacking California... the citizens of California will shoulder the burden of my deaths."

typical newsom

18.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now picturing Menat doing one of her typical 40-hit combos and next time you see her chatting with Juri the screen is cracked

11.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how her orb doubles as a very impractical smartphone

11.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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People who played against Rocket Raccoon in MvC3: ...First time?

29.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

29.09.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4457    πŸ” 1078    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 45

Beastie Boys came on the radio at work today and one of the servers unironically called it "old-people music."

Not sure how to feel about that one.

28.09.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60

21.09.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1215    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6
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i finally got my case of ff7 polygon figures and the very first one i opened was the secret chase figure of cloud in the dress lmao

21.09.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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"All" includes the empty set

13.09.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just remembered that during the q&a i proposed installing a third upright to the middle of the crossbar in order to punish kickers for kicks that are too good

09.09.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 989    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

only negative-two days left to get tickets for our show! don’t forget to get tickets you can’t get anymore. hope to have seen you there

05.09.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite

05.09.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1293    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 12

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

02.09.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12275    πŸ” 2701    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 45

Probably the first one in the first pic, but there's a lot of good options.

01.09.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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