Royal Crest

yankee swaps were invented when someone decided "what if we made gift giving suck"

what if everyone collectively started cyberbullying those insane linkedin influencers for saying crap like working 12 hours unpaid overtime every week should be mandatory

Everyone’s talking about Luigi but the color scheme more so seems to suggest a Waluigi dimension

Tbh I can't understand how people shop regularly on Amazon (aside from the awful work practices). I go on, I look up something like "lip balm" and it pulls up 3,000 results, so you start reading reviews, and they're all like "1 STAR! JUNK! I PUT IT ON MY LIPS AND THEY FELL OFF INSTANTLY!! BEWARE!"

Great news! Drawing is easy. Place a pencil on paper, and drag. Easy! Now, making it look like something. Hoo. Now that’s where it gets tricky.

Why don’t RPG villains make their minions refuse to end their turn, trapping the heroes in a perpetual battle they cannot win. Are they stupid?

Shaggy would never say this

Sometimes I’ll open Steam discovery queue and my eyes glaze over seeing “roguelike” and “metroidvania” in every other game.

a person holding another person 's hand with king's class final fantasy written on the bottom ALT: a person holding another person 's hand with king's class final fantasy written on the bottom

How Mario must have felt

food delivery apps are so fake like tell me why these apps price up menus by like 10% compared to ordering straight from the restaurant but then I have to pay for a service fee plus delivery + tip?? can everything not be an actual scam please im so sick of living under late-stage capitalism

Something something monkey’s paw curls and boom eight million mobile gacha spinoffs

ace attorney characters: *withholds information* *lies in testimony* *aggravated assault* *literally named myrrh durer or aya kildim or gil tee*

the judge: phoenix even though you proved your client wasn't at the crime scene, they're still guilty if you can't solve the crime off this one paper clip

for whatever reason i've been going back to the pkmnquiz just to see how many i can name. tonight i got 952/1025 in a little over an hour, first 6 gens plus hisui, so i think this is my personal best, at least in quantity

Since it's my birthday... Would it be much trouble to ask for some likes and reposts for my art? 🫣 Here's some pieces of mine! 🥰

I mostly just draw Octopath CotC fanart, but it's my favourite game, so, yeah!

I'm also the admin of a little collab project called @projectpathaction.bsky.social

who r the ppl subscribing or following to brand accounts

i hate when youtubers completely retitle a video and change the thumbnail. i know it's for the algorithm but i hate it so much. stop gaslighting me into thinking you have a new video out

Watching Alien Earth and I gotta say nothing makes me roll my eyes harder than the xenomorph going like “aaaah you’re hurting me aaaaah” as if their MO isn’t ripping ppl in half

Fun Fire Emblem Fact:
Arthur's (Fates) gimmick is that he is very unlucky, whereas his son, Percy, is very lucky. Despite this, Percy will always have a negative luck cap regardless of his mother (sans Corrin), and his luck cap can be even lower than Arthur's if Camilla is his mother.

For me, I’ve realized how much of a time sink each level is (especially if animations are on), so if you get hit with an unlucky crit or miss something important, having to reset is a massive waste of time. Also there are so many variations of mechanics per game that some just aren’t as good tbh

Subtle reference to the soulless gameplay loop of 3H

Image of Homer Simpson sitting at the counter of a lesbian bar.

How it feels seeing everyone talk about Silksong when you’ve never played the first game so you don’t understand the hype

Universities asking for donations 0.4 seconds after you graduate with $50k in debt and no job prospects bc entry level jobs expect senior experience for internship pay

is there a scientific term for being able to identify female celebrities but thinking 70% of male celebrities look vaguely like their name is john von movieguy

the fact job sites dont really let you just add a normal resume anymore is a travesty not just because it's annoying feeding everything into a digital meatgrinder but also because using ms word to add pretty embellishments would make third grade me proud and it probably wont even be seen by a human

playing pokemon emerald and im realizing now how Juan's overworld sprite is very clearly a hastily-edited version of Steven's because it looks nothing like Juan's art or battle sprite. like it's not even the right color palette let alone actually resembling the clothing he wears.

Bonus points: one of the ghosts is an old maid who gets mad if you aren’t cleaning the “right way” which changes arbitrarily so you’re constantly on edge of setting her off bc you used lemon scented cleaner instead of lavender scented

Tbh if it’s something you can afford or save up for, a gaming PC has been the better investment for a while now. A PC and a Nintendo console and you have like 95% of the market covered for games.

is there one guy doing thumbnails for all the youtubers who critique social trends bc they literally all look like this down to the yellow text and their superimposed face with a look of disapproval

Animal Crossing is like The Sims. You get an urge to play, binge it for a week, and then never pick it up for a year or two

is it just me or does august give anyone else sunday night vibes