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Melvin E Spann II

@absurdnerd.bsky.social

Area of Specialty: Chaotic harmony, cultivated disorder and the atonal structure of infinite beauty.

18 Followers  |  20 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 23.01.2025  |  1.5402

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I volunteer as peer reviewer! 🙋🏽‍♂️

04.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Full Circle ⭕️✨

01.03.2025 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Free my manz 🥰❤️

26.02.2025 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 24.02.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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*Luigi Magione pops up in a news article*

Mé:

18.02.2025 03:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That part.

15.02.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How many points though? 🤔

14.02.2025 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The "every piece of media I consume should be about me" crowd has been real loud lately. 🤔

11.02.2025 13:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know much about football, but all I know is that after the fans of one team boo Trump and I put all my support behind that team- and they win? That's the golden ratio~ ♥♥♥

10.02.2025 12:54 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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If I saw this at the function, I'd find a new function-

04.02.2025 16:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me after filing my taxes as "head of household":

04.02.2025 16:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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One of the few celebrities I'll always respect for using their platform for raising others

03.02.2025 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🤞🤞🤞

03.02.2025 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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"Breaking News:"

Me:

02.02.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🗣🗣🗣

02.02.2025 04:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I just know every time he signs an executive order, behind the oval office desk he's just kicking his lil' feet with glee- 💯😩👌

01.02.2025 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A draft-dodger letting us know who deserves to be in the military is nauseatingly rich 🤢

29.01.2025 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The people's husband:

28.01.2025 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate my brain sometimes- There I was, tossing and turning thinking about the properties of cornstarch now here I am at 4AM Googling how to make oobleck. 😪

25.01.2025 09:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy 2nd Birthday Finnegan! 🥳🎂🐶

24.01.2025 18:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Anti-Defamation League Is Finally Sick of Elon Musk's Nazi Jokes After defending Musk against allegations of making a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration, the Anti-Defamation League criticizes his Holocaust puns.

The ADL can excuse a Nazi salute, but they draw the line at Goebbels puns:

23.01.2025 21:49 — 👍 1554    🔁 194    💬 82    📌 21

The road to fascism is paved with liberals saying "you're overreacting" and conservatives saying "he didn't mean that".

23.01.2025 20:47 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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I guess all I can do is wait for friends to appear—

23.01.2025 14:17 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

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