Iβd love to be surprised about RFKJr getting confirmed, but this is the same regime that immediately pulled out of the fucking World Heath Organization so why wouldnβt we have an anti-vaxxer as Health Secretary ππππππ
13.02.2025 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cisqo had no business putting his soul into singing βThong Songβ the way he did, but it never ceases to make me want to scream sing right along with him. To a song about thongs. Iconic π€£π€£π€£
13.02.2025 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Saw this on a centralized media creep, too good not to share π€£π€£π€£
12.02.2025 13:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Genuinely confused that some people didn't hear the musicality in Kendrick's Superbowl performance. It's in the voice, friends. American schools really need to bring back the study of poetry!
10.02.2025 16:30 β π 2966 π 151 π¬ 96 π 4
in what meaningful way can we say that the constitution is in effect when an unelected and unaccountable billionaire is wielding state power to unilaterally cancel congressional appropriations?
11.02.2025 01:34 β π 24714 π 6484 π¬ 478 π 155
Doing the very actions they condemn isβ¦. Once again very typically hypocriticalβ¦.
11.02.2025 12:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is America, 2025
In one weekend (!!), one New York Times photographer, Doug Mills, travels from Gitmo to the Super Bowl to take two unforgettable images of where we're at as a nation
10.02.2025 11:48 β π 3819 π 1149 π¬ 83 π 49
Trumpβs Attacks on DEI Get Approval From Some in the Left Wing
Many Democrats and activists are rallying to defend diversity programs, but others say they distract from deeper efforts to address inequality.
i'll be blunt, if you are someone who is vocal about the ways that diversity efforts "divide the working class" but silent about the ways that *actual racism and discrimination* divide the working class, then i think you're just an opportunist
06.02.2025 13:34 β π 20075 π 3388 π¬ 492 π 244
Keep it in there, but itβs like how handmaids tale is like three or four Supreme Court decisions and an unprecedented event away, and you get that feeling of existential dread that itβs a legitimate possibility in our lifetime, itβs a little too real π«
06.02.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
sometimes i wish i didn't feel things so intensely. it's one of my best and worst qualities as a person.
it's exhausting
05.02.2025 22:43 β π 208 π 33 π¬ 12 π 0
How do you stop yourself from crying and/or having an anxiety attack while reading any news lately, asking for a friend
06.02.2025 10:12 β π 318 π 25 π¬ 53 π 5
okay but the unclassified email is so typically hypocritical π€£ *laughs in HRC*
05.02.2025 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I started reading Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler and had to stop reading it because it felt too real. Down to the year. Weβre on the precipice of cautionary tales coming to life & we have to start figuring out what the hell weβre gonna do about it.
05.02.2025 20:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
like the way I have to brace for impact anytime thereβs breaking news on my phone is truly maddening. I need to stay informed but god damn, can we go like a solid day without living in unprecedented times?
05.02.2025 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
itβs wild how exhausting justice sensitivity is getting only a few weeks in. Im already constantly a month+ behind in bills, dealing & healing from life trauma & my chaotic work life as an underpaid DV attorney, & now inundated w/ feelings of dread that our country is going to shit & im here like
05.02.2025 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I know I should be βgratefulβ but a 1% cost of living raise is a fucking laugh in my face and I donβt know what the fuck to do about it other than find a new job. Which is deeply upsetting bc I love my job and I hate that I canβt afford to do it.
05.02.2025 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
05.02.2025 03:45 β π 9386 π 792 π¬ 308 π 63
Honestly what I think happened was that the President of Mexico and the Prime Minister of Canada both got on the phone and told Trump how huge and powerful and manly he was in nice, soothing ASMR tones for twenty minutes, and that's all it took because Trump just wants to be told he's a big big boy
04.02.2025 00:28 β π 3139 π 265 π¬ 144 π 11
list of banned keywords
π¨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
04.02.2025 01:26 β π 28132 π 15946 π¬ 1296 π 3732
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03.02.2025 03:51 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyoneβs prices won voters most concerned about high prices.
We hammered this time and time again and yet.
02.02.2025 13:36 β π 36885 π 4593 π¬ 2368 π 434
"Breaking News:"
Me:
02.02.2025 20:45 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Costco to raise hourly pay for most US store workers to over $30
Retailer Costco Wholesale will increase pay for most of its hourly U.S. store workers to more than $30, according to a memo sent to employees this week.
Costco - the only company to publicly come out in support of Diversity initiatives despite pressure from the GOP and they just raised the pay for their workers. Stop shopping at Target.
Costco to raise hourly pay for most US store workers to over $30 www.reuters.com/business/ret...
31.01.2025 21:38 β π 29170 π 6586 π¬ 778 π 447
Listen the first time my husband sang to me, βI LOVE YA BABY BUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ISβ¦. KIELBASA SAUSAGE! YO BUTTCHEEKS IS WARMβ I knew I found my person π€£π€£π€£π€£
31.01.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I always assumed that knowing the lyrics to the first Tenacious D album was how you made women fall in love with you but so far itβs only worked with adult bearded men my exact age
31.01.2025 17:37 β π 3065 π 112 π¬ 137 π 12
sorry if I'm being a little annoying about violations to the constitution, but damn it feels weird to be on the side making a fuss about that
31.01.2025 15:16 β π 10412 π 670 π¬ 152 π 15
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