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Somewhat true - I basically broke even over years of being a customer (but got more quality/$)

With formula and diapers in the equation, though, I basically get my membership fee every six weeks.

I was counting "things he can't do" and "things that are blatantly illegal" and ran out of fingers.

the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush

He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option

...are they actually a team in the comics? Because that seems like a TERRIBLE IDEA.

The forest, the subsistence farm, and the peaceful village. All nightmares we've fled for the office and factory and city.

I also note that my father and his habitually wore galoshes, which DID come off at the door.

In my ethnogroup, it's generational - grandparents' and parents' homes, shoes stayed on and on the floor. Shoes lived in the closet in the bedroom. Me and my siblings all have shoes-off homes, where shoes live in the entryway or coat closet (other than certain fancy footwear.)

And continued to do so until what? '92? When Vance goes to jail for fighting back?

Adam Carolla’s big closer for his live show used to a be a believe in yourself pep talk with a slideshow about how he went from making $0 per year in the mid nineties to over $2,000,000 by 2000. He lost his retirement savings in the divorce but kept his Lamborghini collection; he is doing just fine.

Married conservative: A woman's place is at home, not the office.

Divorced conservative: My ex-wife *chose* not to work.

He nearly gets honeypotted! (Jellobucketed?)

GRANTING PARDONS FOR CERTAIN OFFENSES RELATED TO THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION .....• - BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION This proclamation ends a grave national injustice perpetrated upon the American people following the 2020 Presidential Election and continues the process of national reconciliation. Acting pursuant to the grant of authority in Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution of the United States, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, do hereby grant a full, complete, and unconditional pardon to all United States citizens for conduct relating to the advice, creation, organization, execution, submission, support, voting, activities, participation in, or advocacy for or of any slate or proposed slate of Presidential electors, whether or not recognized by any State or State official, in connection with the 2020 Presidential Election, as well for any conduct relating to their efforts to expose voting fraud and vulnerabilities in the 2020 Presidential Blection. This includes, but is not limited to: • Mark Amick • Kathy Berden • Christina Bobb • Tyler Bowyer • Joseph Bxannan • Carol Brunner • Mary Buestrin • Darryl Carlson • James "Ken" Carroll • Brad Carver

Robert Cheeley • Kenneth Chesebro • Hank Choate • Jeffrey Clark • Vikki Consiglio • Nancy Cottle • James DeGraffenreid • John Downey • John Eastman • Jenna Ellis • Boris Epshteyn • Amy Facchinello • B111 Feehan • Carolyn Fisher • Harrison Ployd • Clifford Frost • Kay Godwin • Edward Scott Grabins • Stanley Grot • Rudolph Giuliani • John Haggard • Scott Hall • Misty Hampton • David G. Hanna • Mark Hennessy • Mari-Ann Henry • Durward James Hindle III

• Burt Jones • Anthony T. Kern • Kathy Kiernen • Timothy King •Trevian Kutts • James Lamon • Cathleen Latham • Jesse Law • Stephen Lee • Michele Lundgren • Meshawn Maddock • Michael McDonald • Mark Meadows • Shawn Mechan • Robert Montgomery • Daryl Moody • Samuel I. Moorhead • Loraine Pellegrino • Sidney Powe11 • James Renner • Bileen Rice • Mayra Rodriguez • Mike Roman • Rose Rook • Kelly Ruh • Greg Safsten • David Shafer • Marian Sheridan • Ray Stallings Smith III

4 • Robert F. Spindell Jx. • Shawn Still • Ken Thompson • Pam Travis • James Troupis • Kent Vanderwood • Kelli Ward • Michael Ward • C.B. Yadav This pardon does not apply to the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. The Attorney General, acting through the Pardon Attorney, shall administer and effectuate the issuance of certificates of pardon to eligible applicants. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this seventh day of November, in the year of our lord two thousand twenty-five, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and fiftieth.

Trump’s pardon attorney Ed Martin claims Trump is pardoning his Georgia co-defendants and other “alternate electors.”

Note: Trump’s Georgia co-defendants are charged under state law. The president can’t pardon people for state crimes.

Congrats at least.

The "Zohran for New York City" logo, edited to say "If I am not for myself."

The "Zohran for New York City" logo, edited to say "Who will be for me."

Thanks Hillel very cool

A cartoon dog in a room full of flames, the speech bubble has been modified to say “Rabah Emunatecha” which means “abundant is your grace” in Hebrew (which is from Lamentations 3)

Here's the bottom line about Sliwa:

Two decades ago he was a fringe lunatic Republican.

These days he's still a fringe lunatic, in everything but politics. His political opinions are left of the Republican party.

He has not changed his political opinions in two decades.

BREAKING -- Another pro-sports gambling bust.

Two MLB pitchers, Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz of the Cleveland Guardians, are charged in Brooklyn Federal Court with taking bribes to rig their pitches so co-conspirators can make prop bets.

Full story coming soon.

mamdani is going to OVERTHROW sardaukar law. the age of House Cuorrino has come to an end. God created the G train to train the faithful.

Mamdani is going to implement Sharona Law. Never gonna stop gonna give it up.

Fun fact, New Yorkers say "You're standing ON my neck" while almost everyone else says "you're standing IN my neck."

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

They're looking for a guy with a physics degree to push a cart into it.

Oh they only pepper sprayed the baby, that's fine, carry on.

Honestly, Nextdoor NOT having an islamophobic freakout over the word Mecca is probably on the good end of outcomes.

Exposing teens to the "suicide is so brave uwu you're so strong for taking this hard step uwu" machine.

I have the type where I can get into them but I can't git gud.

instinctively sounded it out as m'eat mahrket

Mamdani embodies a pro-Palestinian politics that truly distinguishes between the state of Israel and the Jewish people, and truly takes antisemitism seriously as its own problem. That makes him a threat to those who want to absolutely conflate antisemitism and anti-Zionism, whether the ADL or WoL.

There was a joke answer when Clinton retired to the question "what will he do now?" that he could be mayor -- he had the foreign policy experience.

People forget that being Mayor of NYC is one of the most bonkers jobs in the world. You're running to have enormous barely-checked power over eight million people who are notorious haters and will never give you a moment's peace.

Only an absolute freak would want it and nothing competes.