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@croixb.bsky.social

Extremely broke Queer musician/moth girl. I love my family and my art. Voidflux Femby. Your Local Forecast on the 8s. https://linktr.ee/croixbaker Exiled from Twitch

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Latest posts by croixb.bsky.social on Bluesky

Smokin' shit out of a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles.

11.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a joke, right?

11.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If that Skies of Arcadia had a reasonable price, maybe that.

10.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Overall I hope The Muppet Show gets a full season, whatever that means these days. We need something goofy that doesn't treat the audience like children or consumers.
I want to see them having a good time.

10.02.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone seemed scared.
Is it just this show that feels like that or is it on a broader scale in '26, or am I projecting?
There's a heavy feeling to the production, not just Kermit.
Like, if I watch SNL, do the stars act like their studio will be raided by feds at any moment? I'm curious.

10.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Review of Muppet Show '26 from someone who hasn't seen a lot of anything produced post-COVID:
What worked: The jokes were great, Sabrina was excellent, the chaotic energy is there.
What didn't: Sabrina sounds more like Dolly than Kermit sounds like Kermit. Rizzo. Miss Piggy hogging every scene.

10.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Age verification? My eBay account is old enough to rent a car.

10.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this lingo if only because "cortisol levels were spiked" sounds like something a Gifted autistic kid would say about themselves when a big project deadline approaches.

09.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I promise I won't hate on things that people like just because I'm not producing any dopamine and can't feel joy.

09.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love it if for one week I don't overhear people's vacation plans while I'm at work.

09.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

09.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10579    πŸ” 6758    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 63

Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason

09.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1779    πŸ” 807    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6
08.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 682    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

The poster is great, and I would absolutely bring one home, but what really speaks to me is the Blizzard of '91 shirt.

09.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A COOL SKELATEN WHOSE SIPPIN A DRINK AND ROASTEN A CIG BECUASE FUCK IT STILL ALIVE WHY NOT , AND IT SAYS "HELL NO IM NOT WATCHIN SUPER BOWL, ADULTS SHOULD ONLY GET BRAIN DAMAGE FROM ALCOHOL AND USING BLUESKY 13 HOURS A DAY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A COOL SKELATEN WHOSE SIPPIN A DRINK AND ROASTEN A CIG BECUASE FUCK IT STILL ALIVE WHY NOT , AND IT SAYS "HELL NO IM NOT WATCHIN SUPER BOWL, ADULTS SHOULD ONLY GET BRAIN DAMAGE FROM ALCOHOL AND USING BLUESKY 13 HOURS A DAY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DA BOWL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

There's a TV and someone's always playing either Dark Souls for the 30th time or some MOBA.

08.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gary!

07.02.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Put him on Sesame Street and have Elmo cuss him out.

07.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Benedict Cumberbatch is the anti-Muppet.

07.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Packaged like a vial of poppers, for those who love to party and have fun.

06.02.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Girls be like "I know a spot" and then bring you here

It's Brian in a playground from ff7

Girls be like "I know a spot" and then bring you here It's Brian in a playground from ff7

06.02.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1104    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

When he was
A young boy
His father
Took him to the city
To hail the burning cross

06.02.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

06.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Choose an algorithm he'll
dry up all the river-r

06.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A.I. retouched face

06.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The next time the engagement bait "Describe your game in the most boring way possible" comes around I'm just going to link the Nintendo Direct.

05.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ones at Greenville Zoo have a parlay going, you might want to investigate.

05.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bitcoin fell 14.47% today. So far. Ethereum and Litecoin are following suit.

Bitcoin fell 14.47% today. So far. Ethereum and Litecoin are following suit.

No such thing as a circuit breaker for Β’rypto.

05.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The culture was worse for transgender folk by the end of the 90s than it was at the beginning and it was already bad in the 80s.

05.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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