Talkingmonkey

The unchecked racism and low-brow filth coming from dear Donny Trumpstein has me living vicariously through all these people today.

You know that feeling you get when someone who you suspect is an alien wearing a human skin suit pets your dog or cat and it sends soul-rattling cringe vibes down your spine?

Watching McDonald’s CEO demo tasting their new Big Arch burger…same vibes.

Nicki Minaj Says She Doesn’t Believe the Moon Landing Happened The comment comes as the rapper continues to align herself with Trump

If you listen very hard you can hear her brain actually backfiring.

Dr Oz—the My Pillow guy of the medical arts—has the solution for America’s debt crisis…
work harder, longer.

Bede-bede-bede-bede, so long, Buck.

Gill Gerard
1943 - Dec16, 2025
Pour one out 🍺

The sociopath-in-chief went after Rob and his wife
and Don Lemon is having absolutely none of it.

(sound on)
This timeline blows...
and then you see something like this and start to ROLFL.

Have a good weekend, gang.

This is an AGM-114 Hellfire missile.
They are designed very specifically to turn humans swimming or clinging to debris in the ocean into fish food. Really, that's what they were designed to do. Well, at least that's what our military is doing with them.

U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”

Can we just...like...not be like this?

Even AI can have bouts with imposter syndrome.

In a world full of nazis, be a propeller.

One day while reading one of his favorite “books,” young Donny saw something that really inspired him. ”Wow,” he said out loud to nobody. “I just need to find out what I’M good at. But, aw shucks…I’m really only good at grifting and lying.” Then it came to him. “Ah ha! I’ll be president!”

Simultaneously weirded out and LMAO. ☑️

Someone just reminded that LEGO is both singular and plural.
But—grammar be damned—a “bucket of Legos” is now and always will be correct to a kid with a buckets of Legos.

😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

New list of coming WH amenities:
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window

List of coming White House amenities:
☑️ 24-Hour Foot Massage Parlor
☑️ Qatari Jet Parking w/ Valet Service
☑️ 18 Hole Mini Golf Course w/ Gold Windmill
☑️ A Money Counting Room
☑️ An "Escalator to Nowhere"
☑️ Vintage Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Show
☑️ Mini McD's with Golf Cart Drive-Thru Window

Rich people should buy themselves best friends so they have someone who can tell them when they look like they raided a dystopian future film's wardrobe trailer.

Have a weekend this weekend, y'all.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''

ADELITA GRIJALVA
Say her name, Mike Johnson.

AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH

Say her name.

Which current genocide is the most serious and consequential:
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US

Saw a preview of the new Dear Leader commemorative coin today.
/s

Fixed it

Sometimes it seems like all White House Karen does is stand up there and barks at us. Know what I mean?
(sound on) #karolineleavitt

Why punish silver like that. Make it out of lead. Lead can take it.

“Yo, fascist bros, check out this dark af vid of me being like…a Sith Lord or something…playing a cowbell…badly.” —DJT

Great album covers are great.
This one...(Chef's kiss).

<---It should go without saying perhaps that I'm having a sad feels day.

Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...

The cringe of silence...
(sound on)