Talkingmonkey

Rich people should buy themselves best friends so they have someone who can tell them when they look like they raided a dystopian future film's wardrobe trailer.

Have a weekend this weekend, y'all.
Especially you, Portland.
Stay strong, peaceful, green and sassy.

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ADELITA GRIJALVA
Say her name, Mike Johnson.

AH-DE-LEE-TAH
GREE-HALL-VAH

Say her name.

Which current genocide is the most serious and consequential:
* Palestinians in Gaza
• Rohingya in Myanmar
• Uyghurs and Turkic minorities in China
• Masalit, Zaghawa, and Fur in Sudan
• Ukrainians by Russia
or, the senseless and ongoing slaughter of innocent
• Facts in the US

Saw a preview of the new Dear Leader commemorative coin today.
/s

Fixed it

Sometimes it seems like all White House Karen does is stand up there and barks at us. Know what I mean?
(sound on) #karolineleavitt

Why punish silver like that. Make it out of lead. Lead can take it.

“Yo, fascist bros, check out this dark af vid of me being like…a Sith Lord or something…playing a cowbell…badly.” —DJT

Great album covers are great.
This one...(Chef's kiss).

<---It should go without saying perhaps that I'm having a sad feels day.

Rest, Dr. Jane
Apr 3, 1934—Oct 1, 2025)
🍌 🥃 🙏🏼
Legend...

The cringe of silence...
(sound on)

I had to.
Someone needed to do this...
#icecapades #iceraids

Oh dear...
Well...
You make choices...
And you live with them.

Lose weight now,
Ask me how…
✅😆
/s

How uncool would you have to be as a shooter these days to not leave bullets with messages on them behind?

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Good news. Me and some pals performed my patent-pending , 100% effective (so far) Super Double Cyclone Anti-Rapture Dance at sunrise this morning. And then sacrificed a large block of medium firm tofu as a burnt offering. So…y’all good.

If this keeps up you'll be rolling in spare change from Spotify.

Super weird song choice, right?
(shrug)

Disappointed in you, @msnbc.com.
Y'all way to flinchy.

You know why.

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Weekend to do list:

Have a good weekend, er'body.
Goal: smile at a stranger...not in a creepy, weird way.

Exactly.

Me telling my crocodile tears to get to work: Ok, you're on. And go...

My crocodile tears: Nope.

I have a theory about who has turned the #ovaloffice into a repository of tacky gold sh*t.

Gnomes. It's gnomes.
Or elves. Maybe elves.

“Boss…da plaen…da plaen.” — Judy Vance