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imagine owning a porsche cayenne turbo and not going the speed limit

Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

seeing the insane flow of comments under posts made on threads reminds me of my hometown facebook page & is a main reason i cannot be on there in any serious manner

being sick as an adult should be a crime i can’t stand this

i love seeing people wear their beach hats at the airport because they’re almost impossible to pack. like yes the sweats & wide brim hat are a LOOK when it’s 18° & snowing outside

Exclusive: Trump administration mulls payments to sway Greenlanders to join US U.S. officials have discussed sending lump sum payments to Greenlanders as part of a bid to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join the United States, according to four sources famil...

The White House is reportedly discussing paying everyone who lives in Greenland anywhere from $10,000 to $100,000 per person if they secede from Denmark.

This is apparently what putting Americans first looks like.

www.reuters.com/world/europe...

one of our biggest problems is we spent decades coddling straight white male conservatives. we took their dumb as fuck ideas seriously, even though history, logic and science showed theyre completely unworkable. and now we're stuck with a bunch of dumbasses who have been coddled for too long

this is a horrifically delusional run on sentence disguised as an address to the nation

I can’t stop thinking about that unfortunate Conpact article yesterday. At its core, we are talking about entitlement. White men (some) genuinely believe they lose opportunities to women and/or people of color by virtue of identity. They believe they are inherently more talented and being overlooked

it’s absolutely clear the president has never actually purchased eggs

timeline cleanse with Tilly snacking 🐿️

saw this on my way home today & did a double take!

Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated

ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]

Everyone:

watching love island australia and i’m convinced these people are insane. like socially something is so off over there

i hate being sick and that i feel like it’s a constant state of being

a sleepy girl in the snow

a concept: what if i was adequately hydrated

i am very excited for snow i’m just not excited about the part where i will be at work the entire time it’s happening

oh buckeyes sound so good…. i may have to make those soon

i made pavlova & topped it with pastry cream & jam!

the table. the dinner. and the dessert
i napped for 2.5 hours after this

ready to start spewing nonsense on the internet again i think

do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge

how dystopian to walk around my neighborhood & see two low flying helicopters that look eerily militaristic

watched a car hit a curb while driving straight and when i passed it the guy was still trying to text & drive
some people are simply not built to multitask

kinda crazy seeing a golden corral commercial in 2025. i didn’t think they would make it this far

i feel like everyone is driving today like it’s their first time in a car

just heard the phrase “he looks like he reads with his finger” and i feel like the people should know about this insult

every now* and then

i should be asleep but instead i’m kind of teary eyed

my athletes tiktok’s show up in my feed every joe and then but it’s end of the season now and THEYRE MAKING ME CRY 😭