Fataclysm

The crew cleaning up all the spit from last night's game are telling management that they'll need an extra couple hours. "It's a full 3 feet of spit in that dugout " a disgusted worker in full protective gear tells CNN.

#Gross
#BlueJays
#Dodgers
#Spitball
#WorldSeries
#Baseball

What kind of bone-headed, fuckfacing moronic shit-eating evil piece of crap stuff is Doug Ford up to today? And don't say "none, it's Sunday," cuz he told you himself he works 7 days a week when he's not on his extended holidays for months in a row.

#DougFordIsCrooked
#Bill60
#FuckFord
#DouFord

Just popping in real quick to remind everybody that Doug Ford is a fucking scumbag.

#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordIsCorrupt
#Bill60
#DollarBeers

Star Trek joke!

What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?

Cannotaloupe.

#StarTrek
#MrData

...also...

#DougFordIsCrooked

His motives behind the lies about the #GreenBelt... cash... were as see-though as can be. Now...he's cooked up another scheme for a payola to build speed humps and speed bumps and new signs and pretty flashing lights that WE can all pay for. We have all those things, Doug. Fucking crook.

Doug Ford is corrupt.
Doug Ford is a fucking moron.
Doug Ford is a liar.
Doug Ford is a crook.

#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFordIsAFuckingMoron
#DougFordIsALiar
#DougFordIsACrook

#DougFord
#FordGovernment

Watching Him painfully struggle to say "Acetaminophen" while He tells the world how dangerous acetaminophen is in front of RFK and Dr Oz really, really inspires a LOT of confidence.

Still...PersonManWomanCameraTV.

Also, 1 in 12!!

#Bidenesque
#BlitherBlather
#JIMMYKIMMELLIVE!
#Trump
#Autism

Hey, if anybody sees Pete Hoekstra today, be sure to tell him to go fuck himself.

Fucking tool.

#PeteHoekstra
#AmbassadorPeteHoekstra

Everybody's proud and happy for Victoria Mboko. Everybody but Naomi Osaka. The chip on her shoulder must have a chip on its shoulder.

#Soupuss #PoorSport
#Mboko
#TennisAnyone

Pete Hoekstra can fuck off! Take your "term of endearment" and cram it with walnuts. Disrespectful son of a bitch.

Kissing his Master's ass.

#PeteHoekstra
#Moron
#CanadaDay

Trivago Guys: proof that disheveled, homeless-looking tourists that drank too much and did way, way too much toilet tank blow last night can still have the olfactory senses to sniff up deals on discount hotel rates.

#Trivago
#Blow
#Disheveled

Sidebar: were they sheveled first?

October 20th. That's a lovely, long summer vacation, Doug!

Still...those teachers, right? Right? Those 2 month summers! Right?

And get that moronic shit-eating grin off of your face.

#DougFordIsCORRUPT
#ShitEatingGrin
#FuckDougFord
#Criminal

What a fucking asshole.

Are the fans at this year's French Open THE most ignorant I've ever seen in 25+ years of watching tennis?

Oui.

"Hey, let's stumble around while they're playing!"
"That's a great idea! And let's never shut up!"
"Fantastic!"

#FrenchOpen
#TennisAnyone?
#FermezLesBouches
#WTA

Doug Ford can fuck off!

#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordCanFuckOff

Shocking.

Breaking: Unemployed man that lives in government housing seen yelling about "elbows down" from lawn in front of building where he used to work.

Sure, PP, there wouldn't even BE any tariff issues if you were in charge. Why don't you go back to the mansion we're all paying for and stfu.

#Poilivre

Doug Ford can fuck off. Everyone else can have a great day.

That's it. That's all.

#DougFord

"Small Achievable Goals" is about 2 broads in constant and various stages of undress that never stop yelling about everything.

#Cringe
#SmallAchievableGoals
#CBC

So, trust with the USA is dead, then? Mr Art Of The Deal doesn't seem to know His head from His ass anymore. Dimentia or bad meds, we need to reevaluate everything in a major way.

#Taco
#Distance

Taco doesn't tweet anymore, He clucks!

#WhatTheCluck
#Tariff
#Steel
#MrArtOfTheSteel
#Trump

Trump:"What's for dinner tonight?"
Melania: * giggling "I sent Eric for Tacos! *giggling
Trump: "Mmmmm, tac...Hey, wait a minute!"
Poor, Sad Eric: * locked in his car and running out of air. Tacos getting cold

#Taco
#Tacos
#Mouthbreather
#Tariff
#PoorSadEtic

#Taco!!

Taco

#Taco

I'd be embarrassed if Andrew Lawton was a member of my political party.

I'd be embarrassed to have even voted for him.

#AndrewLawton
#CPC
#Trash

Ontario to deliver budget later today. I expect something like this:

• money for tunnel under T.O
• money to help rich spa from other country
• no money for anything else
• something about alcohol
• klll the poor

Will Ford be wearing his biggest shit-eating grin? Yes!

#KillThePoor
#ODSP
#FordGov

Nothin' like 30 seconds of "Dude Looks Like A Lady" on the radio to remind everybody that Aerosmith should be in prison for what they've done.

Not jail, prison.

Shudder.

#Aerosmith
#Prison
#Shudder
#DudeLooksLikeALady

Noon. Pete Hegseth can finally have his second drink.

#PeteHegseth
#Booze
#Noon
#SignalChat
#Shakes

A year has passed. What happened to all the Toronto coppers that lied each other up to put an innocent man away? Never heard a peep about them again. Back to work, I guess...

I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict.

#TorontoPolice
#UmarZameer
#Toronto

Nobody's drinking adrenochrome anymore, and it shows.

Weak.

#QAnonsense
#Adrenochrome
#Weak
#WontSomebodyPleaseThinkOfTheChildren

I hope that the irony of Led Zeppelin using private 707s instead of some form of dirigible while they toured wasn't lost on anyone back then.

#LedZeppelin
#UpToTheMinute

Safe bet says He's playing golf while His ass-kissing crew covers for Him. Are shutdowns already happening while His team say "everything is fine" on the TV? Yes. Yes, they are.

Rubio. Leavitt. Nutlick. A trifecta of doucebaggery.

#Fore
#KillThePoor
#Rubio
#Leavitt
#Lutnick
#FuckTrump
#Douchebag