Joshua Garcia, 𐎐𐎓𐎎𐎐𐎟𐎛𐎍𐎎

How do I put it out into the universe that if the cat distribution system chose me next, I would gladly accept

I’m willing to lose friends on this take but it is entirely acceptable, perhaps even preferable, to start folding in Christmas music into regular programming on Nov. 1.

Today’s USWNT match winners: Emma Sears, Michelle Cooper, KC Current, Emma Hayes

EMMA SEARS HAVE MERCY REF DO SOMETHING

As a thorns supporter, I know from first hand experience that Sam has that shot from just outside the box in her locker and I wish we saw that more often for both club and country

More than any of her predecessors, Emma understands just how much a USWNT cap means to players and the way she uses that knowledge has made me a huge loyalist

It makes my millennial AAPI heart just thoroughly giddy that Lo'eau is coming on for the US in KC I adore that

Michelle Cooper is absolutely lethal

Idk if I like Cat at the 9 I much prefer her as a 10 which is prolly how you get all our playmakers onto the field at the same time when everyone is back

I love when the buildup is so good you already know there will be a goal even before the ball gets into the box that was incredible

If I hear another center-left think piece on the ballroom instead of what it’s a distraction from, people losing healthcare, I will go crazy

Best case scenario is this midfield makes it hard for Emma to keep apologizing for K*rbin lmfaoo

Lily is the 8 Lindsey thinks she is. Is that too harsh?

The joy I feel while watching this USWNT lineup reminds me of the joy I felt watching the USMNT after not qualifying for World Cup 2018 youth is so invigorating and hopeful and optimistic

Emma really is a mastermind bc if you told me she was gonna play Claire in a double pivot I’d be like oh yeah I wanna see her alongside Sam but then you tell me she’s actually partnered with Lily I wouldn’t have believed it but Lily is truly bossing possession it’s nuts

Both Jaedyn and Alyssa on the field together making this the most Asian American USWNT lineup I used to pray for times like this 🥹

Ally Sentnor runs so hungry when she wears a US jersey it’s mental

I turned on the USWNT match, left to make my pour over and come back to see I missed three goals in 10 minutes 🤦‍♂️

The retrospective on Gen Z culture with the 67th order at In-N-Out is gonna go crazy

Well done to Portugal that win has to feel really good

I truly cannot believe I get to be one of those old heads who gets to say I got to watch prime Alex Morgan play football that’s incredible

Timbers have always been an October team I’ll die on that hill

The dumb thing about enjoying theory is that it makes sense in my head but like not at all when I try to write it out in this dumb chapter I been laboring through for far too long

When you hear a coffee people say the phrase “flavor separation” that’s gotta be an instant red flag

Whatever happened to Tyga?

Jun Endo just thoroughly sobbing the whole match day of Christine Press and Ali Riley’s retirement celebration is all of us as this generation that made the NWSL into what it is today sails off into the beautiful sunset 🥹

Olivia Moultrie has an absolutely phenomenal shooting form she would be the person I point someone to if they wanted an example of textbook technique

No Bay FC in San Jose until spring next year 🥲

NWSL After Dark x 2nd Half Bay Rally is bonkers

I need Bay FC to drop the most obnoxiously bright safety/poppy/international orange jersey I could not give you my money any faster