Just rebrand vaccines as a “prevention treatment “ don’t call them vaccines. Call them something else!

“El Cap! El Cap!”

Werewolf guidance counselor, coming this fall from
NBC!!

If you’re feeling uneasy, it’s probably because we now know we live in a country built on the blackmail of a dead pedophile who is Too Big to Fail, so Congress has to go home for a couple of months to figure out how talk about it without defenestrating the president and collapsing the economy.

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

I think the combination of endless wealth, crushing boredom, and spending every day in a fascist online paradise makes billionaires more dangerous than they’ve ever been

Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.

Remember Your Heritage

I simply cannot put myself into the headspace of a person who manages to not even sniff a headline of who won the primary and still feels the need to go vote in the general. I mean, it seems like it would take work to stay that uninformed.

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Could a politician win on a “I’ll ban social media” platform?

Smartphones w/ social media are isolation and anti-social/institutional trust machines. You can’t psychology your way out of it. You have to political economy your way out of it: ban phones at school, regulate algorithms, make college & walkable neighborhoods accessible and affordable

I am against robot Hitler and think the decision to create him was bad.

We will be a third world county but a minority white ruled one. Racism is so damn stupid

Paging @mtsw.bsky.social…
“ the media wanted Donald Trump to win because they like him & want him to rule us( not them of course) like a king

Now, of course the tiger is the valet of the Brain in a jar. They solve crimes together

don't print lies in the newspaper

I misread the last word as “jaws”. Sad part is that it would be totally on brand for him to dribble on and on about a shark movie

I want a national passenger train network, but not like this! Not like this!!

i also think that it is only a matter of time before this court rewrites section 1 of the 14th to effectively end birthright citizenship. the 14th amendment is the chief obstacle to a legal regime of tiered citizenship and subordinate castes, and they will not let it stand.

The more general point I think is that pointing out the hypocrisy is meaningless: it is their engine, their power. The state is both impotent to help you & mandated to hurt you

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

🚨NEW: Zohran Mamdani has won the democratic primary for Mayor of New York, beating Andrew Cuomo and stunning the nation with this victory.

REPOST to congratulate Mamdani on making history!

Listen there were people mad that Johnson space center in Houston didn’t get one of the surviving orbiters , but I say, as a native Houstonian and space geek, let it go. This is some loser shit to “correct” a “mistake”

I don’t think they should be getting paychecks anymore

Is there a plug for the media that can be unplugged? Can we do a factory reset?

If they like war so much why don’t they marry it?

Give it to him. He’ll be happy for two minutes before the emptiness of his soul reasserts itself