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Immigrant rights group placing 'ICE stole someone here' signs in Ontario A citizens group in Ontario is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving ICE agents detaining and arresting undocumented immigrants.

"A citizens group in Ontario, California is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving federal immigration agents.

They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..."

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Wow.

What Bongino does here is address this story by going after this Daily Mail headline. But this story was broken by ProPublica, and it said that Bongino was able to skip the polygraph portion of the background check, which was highly unusual. He chooses not to respond to that.

Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.

Kristi Noem is a corrupt disgrace.

Resign.

Whether they realize it or not, all these CEOs getting in bed with Trump for short-term benefit to exploit his transactional corruption are self-inflicting long-term reputational damage to themselves personally and their brands. The stink of Trump never washes off.

Hey Pam Bondi. This is John Mitchell. Gird your loins because you actually work for the people and not the president and you will eventually find out what that means.

Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself The bill prohibited the FDA from enforcing regulations aimed at increasing traceability of the supply chain, among other rules.

Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...

ICE is not acting as a law enforcement agency. To do that, you must follow the law. It’s been clear for a long time…they’re not.

Odd that the DoJ is opening an investigation into the Epstein files since they said in July that there was no client list and nothing to release.

Yikes 😬 an official U.S. government account just referred to Americans as “imbecilic morons.” That’s… a choice.

BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...

Mike Johnson is a liar, fraud, and fake Christian who has held leadership positions in multiple organizations that have covered up sex abuse.

Kristi Noem sits on a horse wearing a cowboy hat. In the background is Mount Rushmore.

NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.

It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.

She was 17 and a high school junior in Florida. She was working at McDonald’s. And she was living in and out of a homeless shelter. Hoping to save up to buy braces to fix her teeth, she falsely advertised herself in 2017 as 18 years old on a website that matches men looking for “companionship” with young women looking to make money. What followed would set off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of one of the men she would encounter, Representative Matt Gaetz, the Florida Republican.

The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...

The Trump administration broke the law yet again, and now a federal judge is ordering the review and release of hundreds of immigrants. No one is above the law.

Removing a monument honoring Black US soldiers has nothing to do with DEI. It’s erasure of history and it’s straight-up racism.

The America First guy has brought in 566 foreign workers during his 5 years in office to work at his companies instead of hiring Americans. And counting.

The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.

YES!!! JUDGE ORDERS OVER 600 DETAINEES BE RELEASED ON BOND FROM BROADVIEW AND ELSEWHERE!!

A short while ago Judge Cummings of the Illinois District Court *ordered* DHS to allow more than 600 detainees to be released on bond, provided they don't have a criminal record or a prior order for removal.

Donald Trump has been betraying the US by pushing Russian interests to avoid Russia leaking stories about what he did with Epstein.

He is basically a sexual offender committing treason to avoid getting caught

Trump's Tariffs Are Illegal Will the Supreme Court finally stand up to the president?

Tomorrow, the Supreme Court will consider the legality of Trump’s massive tariffs. Blocking them would blow a hole in his economic policy. Acquiescence would blow a hole in the Court’s credibility. bit.ly/4qGlrqf

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian drone equipped with shotgun shoots down 🇷🇺Russian Mavic drone

❗️Shooting down a 🇷🇺Russian kamikaze drone Shahed with a "minigun"

❗️🇺🇦Ukraine is preparing to deploy the world’s first “drone wall,” an innovative air defense system developed by the 🇫🇷French company Atreyd.

It consists of dozens of small drones that create a “flying minefield” in the sky to destroy enemy kamikaze drones and, in the future, even guided aerial bombs.

❗️🇨🇦Canada has imposed new sanctions against 100 ships of the 🇷🇺Russian "shadow fleet", as well as 13 individuals and 11 organizations related to UAVs and cyber infrastructure

www.rawstory.com 'Poor baby!' Jurors 'struggled to stifle laughs' as Trump DOJ targeted sandwich hurler

'Poor baby!' Jurors 'struggled to stifle laughs' as Trump DOJ targeted sandwich hurler

They have no healthcare plan. They only have a plan to take away what exists.