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Zak Whyte

@zakman86.bsky.social

Retired USAF. Cybersecurity Professional. MTG Player. Honorary #bolasgang member. Pro Wrestling/SD Padres fan. Probably Neurodivergent. linktr.ee/zakman86

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Latest posts by zakman86.bsky.social on Bluesky

Wife and kiddo put up the tree this past weekend. I don't do well with the holidays so I just stayed out of the way.

04.12.2025 05:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, RFK had a brain worm and look where he ended up 🤮🤮😭😭

04.12.2025 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you SEEN women?

04.12.2025 03:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll have to settle for 2 of 3.

04.12.2025 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

14.

04.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Resisting the urge to roll down the windows and turn up the volume in a snowstorm.

03.12.2025 23:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Swings are a VERY easy way of injuring yourself if your form is off, can't say I blame you

03.12.2025 22:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday!

03.12.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As the saying goes

"A little bit of tummy, as a treat"

03.12.2025 21:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fucking snorted at this

03.12.2025 18:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday!

03.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Disclaimer: I don't think Shohei actually knew what Ippei was doing)

03.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just like gambling when you have an interpreter 🤣🤣

03.12.2025 03:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It Izzet all that important

02.12.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

"So when Ohtani repeatedly smashes his 2007 Honda Civic with a baseball bat "it's science," and he's "hall of fame bound" but when I repeatedly smash Ohtani's 2007 Honda Civic "it's a felony" and I'm "going to jail."

Make it make sense."

02.12.2025 22:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not sure, but I think he has a Home for Imaginary Friends

02.12.2025 22:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zero chance this is legal but legality doesn't matter to these ghouls

02.12.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking Florida Woman

02.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oof. I'm so glad we don't have playoffs during bye week.

Just have to survive this week.

02.12.2025 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are in our last week before playoffs and I'm CLINGING to the last playoff spot right now. Lol

02.12.2025 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They sold them instead 🤣🤣

02.12.2025 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got married at 29

Had kiddo at 33

Pension+disability at 38

Don't let anyone tell you it's too late for anything.

(I left the house at 17 because I joined the military)

02.12.2025 04:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎶Let It Go, Let It Go🎶
Time to let the big Black L that I bought with my high school graduation money go. It's been graded by BGS as a 5.5, but it's the best damn 5.5 you'll ever see (far better than another they graded 5.5). More pics below.

01.12.2025 23:47 — 👍 87    🔁 12    💬 9    📌 0

Wouldn't know.

02.12.2025 00:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As it should be.

01.12.2025 21:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew a dude like that.

That's how many he was able to throw in baseball season before he needed Tommy John surgery.

01.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coat Bath

01.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Joan Osborne - One Of Us
YouTube video by JoanOsborneVEVO Joan Osborne - One Of Us

My IMMEDIATE first thought

youtu.be/aDdOnl0bHO4?...

01.12.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm happy for everyone who's happy about Vegas.

Atlanta (re-)taught me that it's more about the people than the Con itself and I'd rather find a way to connect with those people that doesn't necessarily involve dropping $1k to go to a Con.

01.12.2025 21:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll take some ice cream

01.12.2025 20:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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