JJ Adams 🅿️

Today’s niche skeet:

There’s nothing more fun than playing What Do You Meme with two autistic pre-teens who don’t understand facial expressions, what makes social situations awkward, or pop-culture references more than two weeks old

Asked Axel about building a temporary stadium or buying BC Place for beyond 2026.

The club has lots of plans but none seem feasible or possible in the timescale.

Axel said he's a lot more concerned about the situation and none of interested buyers will even buy 1% right now.

#VWFC

a man with a beard and a necklace is standing in front of a christmas tree and making a funny face . Alt: JJ’s face to Greg at his overt insult

Cmon now … my personal email handle is Smooth J

You guys don’t even realize … it was like a sharp pain on every shot, a little piece of me dying every time

My son’s jumpshot can only be described as the basketball equivalent of Elaine dancing 😭

Whitecaps: Tristan Blackmon is going nowhere, and four more training camp things theprovince.com/sports/socce...

Few games have as consistent of a "yeah, that game ruled" hit rate than MLS Cup, especially considering expectations. Another worthy installment tonight.

'A dream come true': Vancouver fans react to FIFA 2026 World Cup draw theprovince.com/news/vancouv...

wow who was he up against

I unfortunately had to witness that

Rio getting A colonoscopy

This painful #FIFAWorldCupDraw got me feeling like

This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.

And talking about “Pelay!”

It was Ohio! *speaking in gen alpha

LOL, we’re giving a peace prize to someone in the process of literally committing war crimes. Kinda perfect.

Even tougher now with this garbage peace “award”

YES

I hear the mushy peas in Nanaimo’s are the best

NO CHRIS I DON’T

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . Alt: The scene from saving private ryan where young Matt Damon turns into me

That’s it, chat - I’m officially cooked.
Even this satirical use of slang can’t help me laugh this one off.
I was, and I can’t believe it, just asked if I QUALIFY FOR THE SENIORS’ DISCOUNT

Put me in my grave now. I’m apparently old.

Merci Brenton! +1 modifier to you 😁

Whitecaps vs. LAFC: The hottest rivalries are the ones steeped in hate The Vancouver Whitecaps and LAFC have been frequent opponents in the past few years, but LA has always won when it's mattered most

This is what Bounga said ahead of the #LAFC-#VWFC game after last night: “I don’t think there’s any rivalry in a geographic sense. They are a good team, it’s true that we often play them, but they’re not a rival more than any other team.”
Time to update my old story😁
theprovince.com/sports/socce...

2026 FIFA World Cup: Who's in, who's not, and Vancouver's stratospheric ticket prices Scotland is back in Cup for first time in 28 years. Same for Austria and Norway, which hasn’t been in soccer’s big dance since France 1998.

Excellent #worldcup primer from @jjadams.bsky.social theprovince.com/sports/2026-...

The worst part is he called a double pass on a 3rd-and-1 inside the red zone

the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands . ALT: the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .

Oh man.

Another Deep State operative escapes the mustard-covered fingers of Amarican justice.

How Camryn Rogers went from homeless to Olympic and world championship heights She had no home, just hope and dreams, until a helping hand lifted Camryn Rogers into a normal life. Now she's an Olympic gold medallist.

There have been once homeless Olympians, Olympians turned homeless, but never has a formerly homeless athlete become an Olympic gold medallist and two-time world champ. This is the story of Canadian hammer throw queen Camryn Rogers (of Steveston) and her mom, Shari.
vancouversun.com/news/camryn-...

Oi vey. This is what has him worked up?

‘He said it blew up: B.C. octogenarians find deep love after viral fame

My dad and stepmom, Audrey, are back in the news, for their COVID marriage that's still going strong... It "blew up" when I tweeted their wedding pic a few years back, getting over 1M engagements. The 15 minutes of fame is back! 😅
www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/sa...

Perfect gif 😅