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Tech guy in Memphis, TN. Solver of problems; breaker of things; unrelenting learner. Never settle for perfect when good enough will do. ๐Ÿ’™ Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats แ“šแ• แ—ข ๐Ÿšซ Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros in general

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once again, it is a core belief of people on the american right that it should be illegal for you not to like them or want to be around them or work with them

07.08.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7838    ๐Ÿ” 1423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 201    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43
Chat asking GPT-5 to count the number of times the letter โ€œbโ€ appears in โ€œblueberryโ€

Chat asking GPT-5 to count the number of times the letter โ€œbโ€ appears in โ€œblueberryโ€

Chat asking GPT-5 to count the number of times the letter โ€œbโ€ appears in โ€œblueberryโ€

Chat asking GPT-5 to count the number of times the letter โ€œbโ€ appears in โ€œblueberryโ€

Chat asking GPT-5 to count the number of times the letter โ€œbโ€ appears in โ€œblueberryโ€

Chat asking GPT-5 to count the number of times the letter โ€œbโ€ appears in โ€œblueberryโ€

Chat asking GPT-5 to count the number of times the letter โ€œbโ€ appears in โ€œblueberryโ€

Chat asking GPT-5 to count the number of times the letter โ€œbโ€ appears in โ€œblueberryโ€

"GPT-5 is the first time that it really feels like talking to an expert in any topic, like a PhD-level expert."

07.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 289    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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JD Vanceโ€™s team had water level of Ohio river raised for familyโ€™s boating trip Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for โ€˜safe navigationโ€™

"JD Vanceโ€™s team had the army corps of engineers take the unusual step of changing the outflow of a lake in Ohio to accommodate a recent boating excursion on a family holiday..."

I had to read that sentence several times to make sure I understood. Wow.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

07.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Its been "existential" for decades.

Dems never get their heads out of their asses long enough to make it real for people.

They waste majorities being timid.

I'm not sad for these guys. I'm sad for the world my daughter will have to live in, because these guys didn't want to be called socialists.

08.08.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Henceforth, Tennessee is known as GROIAY. I donโ€™t make the rules.

08.08.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A thing not often mentioned here is one of the things OpenAI is trying to take away is community. Having experts beyond yourself โ€” and professionals and friends and family and and and โ€” means interacting with them, enforcing community. This attempts (poorly, thankfully) to diminish and destroy that.

08.08.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 950    ๐Ÿ” 271    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

"Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns" is one of these headlines happening a dozen times a day that nobody blinks at which for any science fiction novel, movie, comic book, game etc written at any prior point of history but set in 2025 we'd have said nah too cartoonish

07.08.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 323    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
ChatGPT File
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ChatGPT 5 >
How many times does the letter b appear in blueberry
The word "blueberry" has the letter b three times:
โ€ข Once at the start ("B" in blueberry).
โ€ข Once in the middle ("b" in blue).
โ€ข Once before the -erry ending ("b" in berry).
Total: 3
O92
Show me where the letter b appears in the word please.
Sure โ€” here's "blueberry" with each b highlighted:
B lue b erry
Positions (counting from 1):
1 B - first letter
4 b - in blue
6 b - in berry
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Spell that out with all three bs please. I mean, just spell the word.
Sure โ€” here's the full spelling with all three b's shown in place:
BLUEBERRY
That's exactly how blueberry is spelled, with the b's in positions 1, 5, and 7.

ChatGPT File โ€ข โ€ข Edit View Window Help ChatGPT 5 > How many times does the letter b appear in blueberry The word "blueberry" has the letter b three times: โ€ข Once at the start ("B" in blueberry). โ€ข Once in the middle ("b" in blue). โ€ข Once before the -erry ending ("b" in berry). Total: 3 O92 Show me where the letter b appears in the word please. Sure โ€” here's "blueberry" with each b highlighted: B lue b erry Positions (counting from 1): 1 B - first letter 4 b - in blue 6 b - in berry D9< Spell that out with all three bs please. I mean, just spell the word. Sure โ€” here's the full spelling with all three b's shown in place: BLUEBERRY That's exactly how blueberry is spelled, with the b's in positions 1, 5, and 7.

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ChatGPT 5 >
You wrote "BLUEBERRY". There are only two bs there.
Ah - I see the mix-up.
Let's slow it down and spell blueberry carefully, letter by letter, showing all three b's.
blueberry
Now you can see them:
โ€ข 1st b โ†’ position 1
โ€ข 2nd b โ†’ position 5
โ€ข 3rd b โ†’ position 6
blueberry
Exactly โ€” blue berry has three b's:
โ€ข 1st b โ†’ at the very start
โ€ข 2nd b โ†’ right after the e in blue
โ€ข 3rd b โ†’ immediately after the second b, starting berry
So the "bb" in the middle is really what gives blueberry its double-b moment.
Its double-b moment; I see.
Yep - blueberry is one of those words where the middle almost trips you up, like it's saying "b-b-better pay attention."
That little bb moment is satisfying, though โ€” it makes the word feel extra bouncy.

ChatGPT File Edit View Window Help E ChatGPT 5 > You wrote "BLUEBERRY". There are only two bs there. Ah - I see the mix-up. Let's slow it down and spell blueberry carefully, letter by letter, showing all three b's. blueberry Now you can see them: โ€ข 1st b โ†’ position 1 โ€ข 2nd b โ†’ position 5 โ€ข 3rd b โ†’ position 6 blueberry Exactly โ€” blue berry has three b's: โ€ข 1st b โ†’ at the very start โ€ข 2nd b โ†’ right after the e in blue โ€ข 3rd b โ†’ immediately after the second b, starting berry So the "bb" in the middle is really what gives blueberry its double-b moment. Its double-b moment; I see. Yep - blueberry is one of those words where the middle almost trips you up, like it's saying "b-b-better pay attention." That little bb moment is satisfying, though โ€” it makes the word feel extra bouncy.

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โ€ข ChatGPT 5 >
My students get you to write their essays for them, you know.
Ah, the old "ChatGPT, do my homework" routine โ€” I'm familiar with that one.
I can see why they'd be tempted, but here's the thing: I'm a lot more useful as a coach than a ghostwriter. If they use me to brainstorm ideas, plan structure, or clarify tricky concepts, they'll actually learn and still have their own voice in the work.
If they just hand in what I write, they're skipping the thinking part - and it usually shows. I'm good, but I still leave a trail of... telltale ChatGPT-isms.
A trail of blueberries, as it were.
Exactly โ€” a trail of blueberries: easy to follow, a little sweet, and maybe just obvious enough for a watchful teacher to notice.
If your students really are leaving me to bake the whole blueberry pie for them, they might forget that the best part of pie is making it themselves... even if it gets a little messy.
"Blueberry" only has two bs.
Nope - blueberry really does have three b's.
Here it is spaced out:
bluebberry
Positions:
b- at the start
5 b - in the "blue" part
6 b - right next to it, starting "berry"
That middle double-b is easy to miss if vou just glance at the word.

๏ฃฟ ChatGPT File Edit View Window Help ๅทด โ€ข ChatGPT 5 > My students get you to write their essays for them, you know. Ah, the old "ChatGPT, do my homework" routine โ€” I'm familiar with that one. I can see why they'd be tempted, but here's the thing: I'm a lot more useful as a coach than a ghostwriter. If they use me to brainstorm ideas, plan structure, or clarify tricky concepts, they'll actually learn and still have their own voice in the work. If they just hand in what I write, they're skipping the thinking part - and it usually shows. I'm good, but I still leave a trail of... telltale ChatGPT-isms. A trail of blueberries, as it were. Exactly โ€” a trail of blueberries: easy to follow, a little sweet, and maybe just obvious enough for a watchful teacher to notice. If your students really are leaving me to bake the whole blueberry pie for them, they might forget that the best part of pie is making it themselves... even if it gets a little messy. "Blueberry" only has two bs. Nope - blueberry really does have three b's. Here it is spaced out: bluebberry Positions: b- at the start 5 b - in the "blue" part 6 b - right next to it, starting "berry" That middle double-b is easy to miss if vou just glance at the word.

I had to try the โ€œblueberryโ€ thing myself with GPT5. I merely report the results.

08.08.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5343    ๐Ÿ” 1493    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 309    ๐Ÿ“Œ 575

First time this thing has ever been 100% correct.

08.08.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LIVE: Trump tariffs
Markets today
Intel stock tumbles
Trump tariffs live updates: US import taxes will hit levels not seen in nearly 100 years
MORE COVERAGE
โ€ข Trump's broad tariffs go into effect just as US economic pain is surfacing

LIVE: Trump tariffs Markets today Intel stock tumbles Trump tariffs live updates: US import taxes will hit levels not seen in nearly 100 years MORE COVERAGE โ€ข Trump's broad tariffs go into effect just as US economic pain is surfacing

Great job, Trump voters.

07.08.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are in a deeply dangerous, illiberal place in America when the federal government will deploy law enforcement to force state legislators to act on legislation that's contrary to their conscience and an attempt to undermine free elections.

07.08.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 884    ๐Ÿ” 251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

We definitely hit that point when he started disappearing people off the streets. If not a few months priorโ€ฆ

07.08.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tip: don't dump your deepest thoughts into chatbot servers run by technofascists in a country too corrupt to pass even a basic consumer internet privacy law

07.08.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Diddler on the Roof.

05.08.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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and now they rewrite laws to make real crimes now not crimes but acceptable behavior.

07.08.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federal court filing system hit in sweeping hack The identities of confidential court informants are feared compromised in a series of breaches across multiple U.S. states.

"The hack ... is feared to have compromised the identities of confidential informants involved in criminal cases at multiple federal district courts. ...

"It is not immediately clear who is behind the hack, though nation-state-affiliated actors are widely suspected."

07.08.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 594    ๐Ÿ” 239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Key sections of the US Constitution deleted from government's website | TechCrunch Internet sleuths say the U.S. Constitution's website is now missing key sections from its website, including a key legal provision relating to habeas corpus, which protects citizens from unlawful dete...

Well here's a weird one...

Key sections from the U.S. Constitution have gone missing from the U.S. government's official website, including sections 8 through 10, which include legal provisions like habeas corpus (aka due process). The White House hasn't commented.

06.08.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 287    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
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Home Depot and Lowe's Share Data From Hundreds of AI Cameras With Cops Home improvement stores are finding ways to share data from their Flock license plate reader cameras with law enforcement, according to public records.

New from 404 Media: Home Depot and Lowe's are sharing data from hundreds of AI cameras with cops. Records show a cop in Texas for example is able to search Flock cameras at Lowe's across the country. These stores are "contributing to the massive surveillance dragnet" www.404media.co/home-depot-a...

06.08.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 301    ๐Ÿ” 210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

"Unlike the left, we don't believe in erasing history" says the guy renaming ships and purging any mention of like the navajo code talkers, tuskegee airmen, black medal of honor winners, etc

06.08.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2365    ๐Ÿ” 663    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Watermelon and Knife, 1989 by Wayne Thiebaud

28.07.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

big balls got his ass kicked by a 15 year old lmao

06.08.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.

05.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4405    ๐Ÿ” 1543    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
Road signage along Interstate 278 indicating the Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge from Staten Island into Brooklyn, NYC

Road signage along Interstate 278 indicating the Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge from Staten Island into Brooklyn, NYC

A nighttime shot of a Brooklyn intersection. In the foreground is a tire shop with some tires stacked up beside the closed garage. Beyond is the Ave P Juice Bar and Grill, which was still open and makes excellent fresh sandwiches

A nighttime shot of a Brooklyn intersection. In the foreground is a tire shop with some tires stacked up beside the closed garage. Beyond is the Ave P Juice Bar and Grill, which was still open and makes excellent fresh sandwiches

06.08.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably because every major newspaper is owned by fascists and/or billionaires whoโ€™d refuse to print the ad.

06.08.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well well well

06.08.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8662    ๐Ÿ” 2526    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 336    ๐Ÿ“Œ 145
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These people can only conceive of win-lose situations, and so they forgo win-win arrangements in favor of lose-lose arrangements

06.08.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4917    ๐Ÿ” 567    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
Sam Altman
@sama
someday soon something smarter than the smartest person you know will be running on a device in your pocket, helping you with whatever you want.
this is a very remarkable thing.

Sam Altman @sama someday soon something smarter than the smartest person you know will be running on a device in your pocket, helping you with whatever you want. this is a very remarkable thing.

Sam Altman has got to the point where he doesn't even bother to describe stuff anymore. "Uhh yeah sometime you'll have a thingy that will do stuff. And wow will it be good!"

06.08.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3440    ๐Ÿ” 464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188    ๐Ÿ“Œ 165
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Funny how the Epstein tapes vanished right after Bill Barr's DOJ raided his townhouse.

The cameras were real. The footage existed. So where is it, and who was on it?

That's the smoking gun. I've been the only one in Congress consistently demanding the truth for 8 years. The people deserve it.

06.08.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 462    ๐Ÿ” 175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

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