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So there was just a very loud and sustained "Fuck ICE" chant during a pro wrestling show on live primetime television, if you wanna get a sense of the vibe shift.

(One of the wrestlers, Brody King, is an outspoken prigressive and wore an "Abolish ICE" shirt at a Mexico show in June.)

05.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1756    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 17
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While Tom Homan was trying to grab headlines this morning ICE was again circling our schools. They’ve been out all morning and no β€œdrawdown” is enough until every single one of these agents is out of our state and DHS is abolished.

04.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1196    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 15

OMG. He literally went with "they were no angels" which is the mocking phrase people use to point out how authorities try to minimize their law enforcement executions. And he's using it earnestly because he doesn't realize how it's actually used.

05.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 609    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

It’s just embarrassing that after all these years they sit down to actually ask questions and treat him like he’s not an insane liar.

05.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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it has gotten overlooked, but Trump's new talking point that crime is down in Minneapolis because of him is preposterous. As of the end of last month his goons have committed the majority of 2026 murders in the city!

05.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1444    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4
Ted Nugent, pants-shitter, shaking hands with Donald Trump, fellow pants-shitter, in the Oval Office

Ted Nugent, pants-shitter, shaking hands with Donald Trump, fellow pants-shitter, in the Oval Office

Many people are saying the President of the United States shits his pants. Some of the most highly respected experts in shitting their pants are saying it, they’re saying it very strongly.

04.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence

04.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4726    πŸ” 974    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 182

This should be front page news. There should be hearings about it.

04.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1296    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
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Federal Agents Left Behind β€œDeath Cards” After Capturing Immigrants ICE agents dropped customized ace of spades playing cards, recalling a practice by U.S. soldiers during the Vietnam War.

This is about terrorizing victims:
β€œDuring the Vietnam War, U.S. troops regularly adorned Vietnamese corpses with β€œdeath cards” β€” either an ace of spades or a custom-printed business card claiming credit for their kills.β€œ

04.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Well that’s weird, I mean if those farmers don’t want Roundup cancer they should have just been born tougher, isn’t that the MAHA way?

04.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Capture it all": ICE urged to explain memo about collecting info on protesters Sen. Markey: Database of peaceful protesters, if it exists, should be shut down.

ICE officers and senior Trump administration officials have repeatedly suggested that DHS is building a "domestic terrorists" database with information on US citizens protesting ICE’s actions in recent weeks.

04.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

They should at least let us look up our rank on the list. Like, was I cool enough to be one of the first million people in the database or am I just a lowly pleb?

04.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Is Building a Federal Judiciary of Delusional, Cowardly Loyalists Judges have to decide cases based on facts. For Trump judges, the only facts that matter are the ones that he authorizes them to believe.

Regardless of which president appoints them, trial court judges have to do the very basic work of deciding cases according to facts. I don't know how anyone who ends up in a Trump judge's courtroom is supposed to trust a legal system controlled by people who are this unhinged.

04.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

The big tech founder whose 417-foot, $500 million superyacht needs a 256-foot, $75 million superyacht to "shadow" it -- because the bigger yacht lacks a helipad -- had to cut his paper's newsroom almost in half, for reasons

04.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1399    πŸ” 496    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 24

Jake Tapper presents: β€œCan the President Control His Bowels? The untold story of Joe Biden’s bathroom habits.” Coming this October, pre-order now!

04.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ted Nugent, pants-shitter, shaking hands with Donald Trump, fellow pants-shitter, in the Oval Office

Ted Nugent, pants-shitter, shaking hands with Donald Trump, fellow pants-shitter, in the Oval Office

Many people are saying the President of the United States shits his pants. Some of the most highly respected experts in shitting their pants are saying it, they’re saying it very strongly.

04.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MEGADETH, MESHUGGAH, DEAFHEAVEN, FEAR FACTORY & More Slated For Record Store Day 2026 - Metal Injection From Slipknot offshoots to Meshuggah and Deafheaven, RSD 2026 promises a treasure trove for heavy music fans on April 18.

MEGADETH, MESHUGGAH, DEAFHEAVEN, FEAR FACTORY & More Slated For Record Store Day 2026 metalinjection.net/news/megadet...

04.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth: Mods are asleep, we are clean on opsec!

04.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me sir I asked for soy milk but I believe you gave me scopolamine cream

04.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There should be a guillotine emoji

04.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

elon musk belonged in prison anyway, but my god

04.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Irving Green Advisory Board member resigns after links to white nationalist group revealed Joshua James Berkau resigned days after his links to white nationalist group Patriot Front surfaced.

Following our reporting about businesses linked to Patriot Front in North Texas, one of the employees of the company has resigned from a city advisory board in Irving, Texas. I've been told some city council members were disturbed when they saw the original report.

www.keranews.org/government/2...

04.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

04.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10990    πŸ” 2943    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 219
Bluesky user hypervisible.blacksky.app:‬
β€œIn essence, Lotus is building an AI doctor that functions like a real medical practice, equipped with a license to operate in all 50 states, malpractice insurance, HIPAA-compliant systems, and full access to patient records.”
<link to TechCrunch article from which quote was taken>

Bluesky user hypervisible.blacksky.app:‬ β€œIn essence, Lotus is building an AI doctor that functions like a real medical practice, equipped with a license to operate in all 50 states, malpractice insurance, HIPAA-compliant systems, and full access to patient records.” <link to TechCrunch article from which quote was taken>

<from the article>

"At a time when primary care doctors are in short supply, Lotus claims it can see 10 times as many patients as a traditional practice, even when it limits each visit to 15 minutes.

The startup isn’t the only one building an AI doctor. Lightspeed-backed Doctronic is one of the competitors. Lotus is differentiating itself β€” at least for now β€” by offering its entire suite of care completely free of charge.

Dhaliwal said that eventual business models may include sponsored content or subscriptions, but the current focus remains entirely on product"

<from the article> "At a time when primary care doctors are in short supply, Lotus claims it can see 10 times as many patients as a traditional practice, even when it limits each visit to 15 minutes. The startup isn’t the only one building an AI doctor. Lightspeed-backed Doctronic is one of the competitors. Lotus is differentiating itself β€” at least for now β€” by offering its entire suite of care completely free of charge. Dhaliwal said that eventual business models may include sponsored content or subscriptions, but the current focus remains entirely on product"

04.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 20
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Not enough. Every single ICE and CBP agent should be out of Minnesota. The terror campaign must stop.

ICE must be abolished.

04.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6821    πŸ” 1455    πŸ’¬ 194    πŸ“Œ 64

β€œWell you want to talk concentration camps, but what Americans are angry about is the price of Valentine’s candy is up again this year and we’re not going to let Donald Trump get away with it”

04.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Supreme Court DENIES California GOP request to nix Dem-friendly maps in midterms

The decision aligns with Dec ruling that Texas’ new maps couldn’t thrown out β€œon the eve of an election” @courthousenews.bsky.social

04.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 596    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12

We gotta come up with a better system than β€œeverything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

04.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 22675    πŸ” 5480    πŸ’¬ 366    πŸ“Œ 200
The Washington Post: Snot With Pathogens

The Washington Post: Snot With Pathogens

Fun with anagrams

14.01.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Democracy dies in oligarchness

04.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 868    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

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