Natasha Z.

If you're mad about Daylight Saving Time, you could blame Benjamin Franklin, who first suggested the practice in 1784.

His cheeky theory was that if people rose with the summer sun, they wouldn’t have to buy so many candles.

Let your lower paraffin bills comfort you today.

Unbelievable that they’re proceeding with the whole thing 🤦‍♀️

How long until the city complains about no money again?

English is hard for american journalists 🤷‍♀️ dictionaries do not exist in their realm, they can only listen to grok

A cherry pie with an ugly face carved in the crust

My first face pie looks pretty happy. Gotta fix it next time.

Halloween prop at a clinic waiting area

My doctor’s office is amazing

Beautiful ✨

I don’t get sick often, but when I do it has to include a ridiculously swollen face and fever that won’t go down 💀

Wow. “Since when do we put the needs of rodents ahead of humans?” 🤦‍♀️ such a karen question

Mark Zuckerberg has a vision for how A.I. could be used in Meta's universe.

But the actor and filmmaker Joseph Gordon-Levitt is here to point out a flaw in the technology: an apparent lack of guardrails around how the company's chatbot interacts with underage users. nyti.ms/3ILwCNo

Prolific Winnipeg choreographer, mentor Stephanie Ballard ‘a champion for dance’ Stephanie Ballard, the glamorous, sharp-witted Winnipeg contemporary dance icon, is being remembered as a community builder who believed deeply in art and the people who make it.

Prolific choreographer, mentor ‘a champion for dance’ 😔
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They would bond over their poor choice of foundation colour

I Saw How Russia Killed Media Freedom Censorship is central to the story of Russia’s descent into KGB dictatorship.

RDI Chairman @garrykasparov.bsky.social: "Last night, apropos of nothing at all, I was thinking about how in Russia, you can’t go on television and make fun of the president or his favorites."

A picture of Immanuel Kant with long nails, plump glossy lips, and long lashes

Immanuel Cunt

What a disgusting human being

As if those “bad actors” were waiting for an excuse 🙄

I feel like an article about yet another school shooting that took place today would be more appropriate. Why does this random no name dude deserve more attention than those kids?

Absolutely nobody expected this 😑

Ew

Celia Bullwinkel’s 'Baby Bro' Turns Misogyny Into Dark Comedy In 'Baby Bro,' Bullwinkel mixes classic 2D animation with frat-boy rhetoric, exposing misogyny through absurdist, feminist dark humor.

Celia Bullwinkel’s new short 'Baby Bro' crashes the manosphere into the maternity ward, turning frat-boy misogyny into baby talk. Dark humor and biting satire combine in this adult-only, unconventional feminist film.
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The old man with his cat and goat. The photographer is reflected in the mirror
Chelyabinsk
Ivan Galert

Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.

So glad someone’s finally thinking of the poor struggling landlords /s

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Can only communicate in three-word rhyming slogans

Mars the bunny eating parsley

No foster animals in our house for the first time in over 1.5 years. And still several times a day my brain enters a panic mode thinking that I forgot to give somebody hay today, or change water, or turn the lights on in the morning. Photo of Mars, who is back at the shelter now.

Pretty sure the level of the conversation was exactly the same as what my wonderful grandmother had with her friends at their memory care facility

Line drawing of a fish coming up onto the land. Below it, in a typeface akin to some tarot cards, are the words: THE FOOL

Thank you for this 🙌