Copper

A digital illustration of a Axolotl Kaiju rampaging in a city. The kaiju is center frame, mostly colored in bright mottled pinkish reds, standing on unseen hind limbs, forelimbs held out wide, all its little gill appendages are flared out, its eye are spouting little pink flames and it is blasting a rainbow-colored beam of destruction out of its mouth. All around it are fairly crudely rendered silhouettes of buildings engulfed in lurid and non-naturally colored flames. At the bottom center of the frame in a stack of rainbow-colored lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

fimsh. #ffxivgpose #gposers

manifesting my desire for one of the pharma-techs or baristas in dc or nova i see to become a figure of lordly caliber

Claim: Mamdani adheres to an extremist interpretation of Sharia law. False: Mamdani remains honor-bound to the ancient samurai code of Bushidō.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

a digital drawing of a gray cat with a capped eye and studded collar, leaning forward and bleeding from the nose. It looks at the viewer with defiance or determination. Text around it says “get killed eight times/ come back nine”. The red border around the image has two cars, arrows, knives, and poison bottles, numbered to match its deaths.

Keep Trying
#art

a paper tsurukame cutout, digitally arranged. The crane and turtle form a loose circle with starbursts around them. Text says “good fortune & long life”

Let’s Live in Prosperity for 1000-10000 Years Together
#art

I just finished this new armored lady drawing:

Sounds fine to me, now this puppy is worth more than ever

At this point there's been enough churn in my followers between twitter and here so most of you may not know this:

Not only are pokémon edible, the inside of a pokémon is a perfectly homogenous, smooth-textured material not entirely unlike a forcemeat. There are no bones or organs to speak of.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake

nobody drinks moonshine out of a big jug labelled XXX anymore

Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...

might come in handy

'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.

Parody of Times headline "Did Humans Going to Work Ruin Everything?" Dek: That wasn't enough wet food, I'm STARVING

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

BLOCK HAMSTRONG

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

the daily struggle

#いいおなかの日

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nancy reagan is buried in high hrothgar cus she's the throat of the world

ask your mom what she thinks of my art

illustration of two brown bears- one is cooking eggs and pancakes in a skillet while the other is cleaning dishes in a sink. there is text that reads "you cook- i will clean (eventually)" the bear who is washing plates in the sink looks like they are reluctantly doing the task as soap bubbles float around them

fair distribution system, i think

Working Hornse 🦄

Just the tip.