Matt

Well, they still aren’t sure what a “woman” is because they keep asking.

Magical water… How are adults like this?

Imagine being AG of the state where all this was happening, while it was happening.

You’ve obviously never seen Young Frankenstein 😁

I thought it was 💩

She’s doing this to convince just enough Georgians that she’d be a better Senator than Ossoff.

Is it still on vinyl?

The conspiracy theorists in Congress look sane when there are actual conspiracies happening.

Well, he sure knows his base.

“Mar-A-Lago” is Spanish. Who’s gonna tell them?

He’s got a new job as Captain Obvious now

That’s $12.99 in the US.

Imagine the headline if it was Biden.

There are so many similarities that I can only point out the 1 difference between them:

One group is pro-beard while the other is anti-beard.

No more “beardos” in the US military.

2/3 of those deaths are children.

You take away one allele from the 23rd chromosome and you end up with the most insecure little man-babies ever.

Health care > SNAP.
Missing out on a couple hundred bucks for groceries for a couple months is nothing compared to the devastation 100-300% premium increases would cost, both in lives and livelihoods.

The best part is it’s not even an elephant, it’s a rhino.

Literally this. The billionaires spend more money bribing government officials and donating to their campaigns than they would ever pay in the meager tax hikes they’re trying to stop.

Or straight up lying to you

Texas leads the nation in making it as hard as possible to vote.

Imagine being paid so well, when a CEOs only job is to report to shareholders what the other C-titles have reported to you.

Let’s just see if the media can stop labeling him “Democratic Socialist” every time they mention him, and simply call him “Mayor”

Arm Chair Coding

And let’s also tell Arnold that he needs to “get back to the choppah!!!”

The hippies of the 60s and 70s would’ve protested the boomers they later became.

If you keep them cold they should still be at peak performance without any throttling.

That put my thesaurus to work

They’re back to being furious about “Autopens” again

We had our shot and blew it. Maybe the Neanderthal would be better for this world.