Kwisatz Haterade

A blonde woman in light but obvious makeup and a black jumpsuit.

❤️‍🔥 Alright, we going out _dancing_.

At literally no point in this headline was it possible to predict the next word, 10/10 work

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

screenshot of a post draft: i'm declaring tomorrow national be fucking normal day, all coworkers, bosses, strangers on public transit, customers, and various other strangers, please heed all posted signs and don't say anything out of pocket to anyone. if we can all just lock in, the first Be Fucking Normal Day, Friday, February thirtee-oh, great. oh that's just fucking perfect. fuck you. fuck it. okay, okay, rethink. maybe we go the other direction. idk maybe let's just do the purge instead. buy a gun. idk man

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

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Supposed to go out tonight to a big gay dance party, but between work & home/partner mh stuff… gods, I'm just feeling _drained_.

Hopefully the other side of my brain has a little more energy come this evening.

cncdoll is just a nonconstruct

Two manga frames of a girl with hair that looks like cat ears at the sides, one of her real pointy ears sticking out from behind her side bangs. Her eyes are slit like a cats, and also has big tears on them. She's slamming a large empty transparent beer-glass onto a surface in front of her, two other empty glasses on the other side of her, fist clenched on the table. Her face is red and she has her mouth open, a single small fang visible.The second frame is shorter and at the bottom, a closeup of her red face, tears in the tears in her eyes wider.Speech bubbles say "I did... my besht..!", that is, a slurred pronounciation of a desperate "I did my best."

We made it to another Friday. Good job, everyone.

PwC somehow more lucid on AI and education than most university leaders these days

Good to hear! 💗

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this is the most cursed thing today, jesus wept.

Do you know how badly you have to fuck up to create a remote execution vulnerability in notepad.exe

Fly me to the moon Let me kick it's fucking ass Let me show you what I've learned in my moon jiu jitsu class

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

I saw it happen real time. This TV show did not exist before this moment.

Could we send this around again please? I'm struggling to keep my head above water at the moment and my phone is about to be shut off. Any help would be so appreciated 🖤

you cant fool me. thats The Cheat

Literally - Cass used the fact that children diagnosed as trans enough to be put on puberty blockers continued to be trans as they adolesced, as proof that puberty blockers were a problem. They were hoping more children at the service would stop being trans and looking for a means to make it happen.

Average D&D party tbh

At long last, we have created the Luftballons from classic pop song 99 Luftballons!

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Notepad should not know what the internet is. If you have notepad talking to remote servers you're already like 10 steps into a "factors leading to" slide.

What the heck are they doing over there

Dirty mirror selfie of a blonde woman in a black pilot flightsuit.

Flightsuits arrived!

Glad we went down TWO sizes in the exchange, one still would have been huge.

It's definitely a look.

Big gay dance party?

Thought I knew what we were wearing to a big gay dance party on Friday, but may be revising those plans. 🔥

This fucking court won’t let ANYTHING self-identify

Dirty mirror selfie of a blonde woman in a black pilot flightsuit.

Flightsuits arrived!

Glad we went down TWO sizes in the exchange, one still would have been huge.

It's definitely a look.