Uh, OK, I guess

You don't want a pool. You want a friend who has a pool and who likes to host summer pool parties.

So he's another dipshit (or liar) who 1) doesn't understand soft power and 2) thinks foreign aid means we send countries bags of cash, instead of the food/medical supplies/materiel purchased by the gov't from US companies.

I hope those gas masks are really uncomfortable. Like, everytime they breathe in, they just can't quite get enough air.

*shrug* This is up to Maine voters now. As someone on this site put it, if the oyster guy can't beat Mills in the primary, he doesn't have a chance in hell at beating Collins in the actual election.

No, my tortie is a sweet tempered angel.

Her gray-furred sister is a demon, though, so maybe there was a personality transfer in the womb.

Dang, "mealy-mouthed Democratic triangulation" is a great turn of phase. I am definitely using it the next time I write to scold my senator.

Might be easier to just adopt a terrior with bloodlust.

My friends had a tiny, hate-filled dog that would kill any squirrel/rat/rabbit that entered their yard with unnerving speed.

Untrue! Milwaukee in fall is great, because Lake Michigan keeps the air temperature pretty warm and pleasant through October. The springs are cold and horrible, though.

Coracles are intended for fishing in shallow water. The design has a very low draft, so they can move easily in low flows and not disturb fish.

It was squirrels. It's always squirrels, unless proven otherwise.

It's a joke. He's making an ironic joke. The contrast between the parroting of centrist nonsense on how Democrats have to be bipartisan with the subject of the news article is humorous.

Why has no tenant occupied the donut shop for 10 years? I must know

No, maybe not, but positive reinforcement is better at changing behavior than negative reinforcement, so if your Senator did the right thing today, let them know that you saw it and approve.

The problem is Sanders isn't directly saying Trump is a BS artist, he's hiding it under some "clever" wordplay, and this tactic backfires all the time. Because the right wing ARE direct, and they will just lie about how Trump DOES support the WC and that Sanders is a liar by not supporting Trump.

NOOOOO, we still need him in Wisconsin!

Yes, older parents (particularly men), are more likely to have children with autism.

It's called a bolero, or a gaucho