As Sparks Fly Upwards

And Farage evidently has no grasp of the phrase, or is being disingenuous: "It only takes one rotten apple to spoil the whole barrel".

He's an utter cocksucker.

World War Z: the concert.

Y'know, Donnie, even at 79, even at 300lb, even as President of the United States, it's a little funny that you're still the whiny, entitled little bitch that Fred and Mary made you.

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[Sighs] "Why do you fucking think?"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Upcoming octogenarian, who had actual grown-ups in his first Cabinet, has now surrounded himself with Mean Girls and Closeted Frat Boys.

Y'know, Donnie, even at 79, even at 300lb, even as President of the United States, it's a little funny that you're still the whiny, entitled little bitch that Fred and Mary made you.

Against my wiser judgment, I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who had to wake him up with the news this morning. The Nobel committee made their announcement at 5am DC time.

There's cutthroat competition among Republican Congressmen and Senators to be the Incitatus of this administration.

⚽ On the ball - 10/10/2025

I guessed the player in 1 guesses
Score: 75
Top 36% of players today

See if you can beat me!

Remove the metal from my body and my left clavicle goes to pieces again, so I'll pass, thanks.

I can hear the presser when he wakes up and finds out. "There's been some mistake. I was actually hoping for the Noble Peas Prize, a very prestigious award in the field of legumes, about which no one knows more than I do. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Love the fact that Washington is six hours behind Oslo, so WH staffers are currently drawing straws for who gets to wake him up and tell him.

Even better, they announced it 5am DC time. Who volunteered to wake him up and tell him?

"No, sir, Norway are in NATO. If we bomb Oslo, that's declaring war on NATO. We're still in NATO, so going to war with NATO is more complicated than I want to get into on a Friday afternoon."

"No, sir, Norway are in NATO. If we bomb Oslo, that's declaring war on NATO. We're still in NATO, so going to war with NATO is more complicated than I want to get into on a Friday afternoon."

Wait till he finds out about Obama's Grammies and Emmies.

Trump: "If I don't get my Peace Prize, there will be tariffs."
Norway: "Fuck you, we're rich."

Not to mention 'simmer', which is what I'm currently doing.

It has to be said, at that juncture the world *will* be a better place.

Giving it to him also sets an outrageously dangerous precedent: initiate, encourage, aid and/or abet a conflict, manipulate a 'ceasefire', and you've got yourself a NPP. Step right up.

Dr Who has a lot to answer for.

"In mitigation, your honour, I would point out that my client was performing this sex act in preparation for the Hebden Bridge Fringe Festival."

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"I've read all this shit, and I know fucking everything, I just never had time to get a degree in medicine/physics/chemistry/biology/architecture/economics. What can I say? I fucking know fucking everything."

"Big strong guy, tears in his eyes..."

We're not thinking. On Reform form, we're assuming.

Tempted, but I already fucking know.

It's a brilliant concept.