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Failed writer, failing better. MDANT, so there's that.

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Just out of idle curiosity, who did he vote for?

09.08.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many Bs are there in Blueberry?

09.08.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vaccination against measles stops kids getting sick and slowly but surely can eradicate the disease worldwideโ€ฆ

Focusing on โ€œtreatingโ€ measles allows it to run rampant and create multibillion dollar businesses that make money keeping your sick kids dependent on them.

09.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 772    ๐Ÿ” 171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

By the end of the meeting, you may be back in Russia.

09.08.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An even bigger hand to whoever erects one outside his cell window.

09.08.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect that the only benefit of this fucker's incumbency will be a lot of people having second thoughts about injecting smack.

09.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You evidently didn't accept, otherwise you'd be complaining about losing your shopping.

09.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But taking too long.

09.08.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Gregg is the best possible judge of a good pudding". I suspect Michel was throwing in a soupcon of shade there.

09.08.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greg's favourite pudding is Greg.

09.08.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only Fools And Dinosaurs.
"This time next year, Rodney, we'll be trillion Aires."

09.08.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now That's What I Call Serendipity (Vol. 27)

09.08.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You finish yours, I'll finish mine.

08.08.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"All new numbers." Which summarises his entire fucking career.

08.08.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get it finished, Guy. Waiting.

08.08.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nuremburg 2.0

08.08.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect the kinky little fucker would love that.

08.08.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the guy on the right died, it was the first time I saw my father weep. When his son dies, it will be the first time anyone sees me dance a jig.

08.08.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like his father and his father-in-law, he's a thieving fucking ghoul. Hopefully there'll be a Nuremburg 2.0 regarding Gaza.

08.08.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like he's thinking "Nero only made it to 30, so I have to be 166% gaudier than that fucker" (I'm assuming someone else did the maths for him).

08.08.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Toe-to-toe with Trump"? From what I've seen of Cuomo and Trump, that sounds, quite frankly, fucking disgusting.

08.08.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Vance says UK and US have โ€˜disagreementsโ€™ over Gaza, as he confirms Trump does not back Palestinian state recognition โ€“ UK politics live David Lammy is hosting the US vice-president at Chevening, his grace-and-favour residence in Kent, where they will discuss the Middle East

Dear Lord, this looks like something from Zoolander. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

08.08.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I have piles. And I'm not talking about Sandringham and Balmoral."

07.08.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My father wept when RFK died. There's going to be some kind of generational twist on this.

07.08.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, there's a coincidence.

07.08.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's taking the Method waaay too far.

07.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What career? That ship was a dot on the fucking horizon.

07.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you do that they've won. Living is the best revenge.

07.08.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That stream of actors who explained in interviews that "I only did this shite because my [grand]children wore me down" are absolved because she hadn't manifested yet. This audio book second wave have no such excuse. None.

07.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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