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Blue opinions herein proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply. Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs “some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for” I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show

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AGAIN.

LADY G DRUNK AND NOT IN SC… AGAIN

09.02.2026 06:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

… is that s besotted Lady G? Does he ever go to his constituents state? He live in Florida!

09.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah, that’s what I thought you meant

09.02.2026 06:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So far I haven't seen any Pagans show up in the Epstein files. But I sure have seen a whole of people who identify as Christians show up in those files.

08.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 644    🔁 96    💬 28    📌 2

David Keith or Keith David?

09.02.2026 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THE GOLDEN AGE

09.02.2026 06:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought Kurt Russell, Patrick Swayze and David Keith were the same guy in the ‘80’s

09.02.2026 06:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Uncle Tomás

09.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why didn’t NE go for 2? #SuperBowl

09.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I would like to know?

09.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Classic, the Trestman era kind of blended into the Tim Beckman era seamlessly, I was luckily drunk most of it, what a bowl of no good!

09.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RAHM EMANUEL-

Do something useful and head up our “RECOVERY AND RECONCILIATION 27/29” program and become our Russell Vought. This is the job you are made for, not POTUS

09.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

… funny, coming from a fucking Extraterrestrial

09.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Jeez, Snoop on a commercial how “rare”!

Can Kevin Hart and John Cena be far behind?

09.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it fascism yet?

09.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Barton is a Champion skier

09.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ENOUGH OF FUCKING TOM BRADY

09.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

… that was a pretty smart play, not like him!

09.02.2026 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

weak tea, but mostly lemonade being served, so kudos!

09.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“PARTY OF FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY”

These fucking frauds! Get angry, dammit!!!

09.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

… better find the late 1960’s bit on the “Superbore”, Al …

09.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$18.95? I could buy rights to the merchandising sales of “Melania” for that!

09.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fan Duel tried, but you can’t gin up a personality out of Joe Montana

09.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

… we need an edit button, Mori!

09.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Uh huh. Nothing to suggest that they have been altered, like economic statistics. Which, by the way, most people and ALL of MDM never mention-that all jib data has been pre-cooked so things are actually far, far worse.

08.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The comforting narrative is that the U.S. failed while others stepped up. The observable evidence suggests something far more universal...and more troubling.
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
#EpsteinFiles
#RuleOfLaw

08.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 207    🔁 73    💬 8    📌 4

Christ, even if that isn’t Mitt in the pic, what a fucking disgusting genuflection by Romney.
Another fake-religion acolyte worshiping at Satan’s flop house. He can hook up with him again in Hell!

08.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

… is that a giant turbo charcoal-filter diaper sucking unit behind him?

08.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

… so not a cult!

08.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Keep resisting, keep standing up, and keep speaking out, Illinois.

08.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 5121    🔁 1134    💬 103    📌 34

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