Sassy the Sasquatch

Can’t stand twitter man, gotta get away from that shit

Holy fuck, is this real?

Hey late night crew and GM to the early risers.

Holidays can be hard, here’s a song that will make it a little better

SCABIES?!

Alcohol is the devil.

Lettuce of the devil is godly.

🎯 it’s what kept me here, feels raw still which is scrumptious for someone who grew up in peak internet

*sling that shit.

YouTube thing that shit in your face every moment they can is a constant battle. I love YouTube, I love long form, but sometimes those clickbait thumbnails are irresistible.

It feels that way now, but the first week was a mixed bag to say the least

My day at work today.

What possess someone to smash a window and steal nothing? 😐

The challenge has been curating the tl. Used some starter packs at first, and have unfollowed a lot of bad vibe accounts (mostly the shit libs)

Used to hold some BTC, had a ledger, lost said ledger, now that ledger has over $200,000 worth of btc on it.

*can’t find ledger

Welp, good thing I’m a leftist and anti-crypto now.

Hope that shit dies

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

a cartoon drawing of a purple and orange dragon with a serious look on his face ALT: a cartoon drawing of a purple and orange dragon with a serious look on his face

Idk who or what luv agar is

The story of 21st century manufacturing is a travesty. Just one example can do well to demonstrate this reality.

“Fascism and communism are equals and just as bad as one another” weird. Corporations don’t think this

Drafts is like the one feature I’m hoping they add soon, the other that I see a lot of people mentioning is bookmarking, I’ve never really used the feature much though

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re on, with no explanation.

it is funny how it's always the right following the left around online. amused myself earlier imagining the opposite, a bunch of woke progressives furious about not being accepted on stormfront or such

Do you think you’re not a Nazi, but are?

What is this nonsense? I thought the people who joined Bluesky were supposed to be the smart and informed ones.

Lord Jesus. You couldn’t be more wrong

The pro Palestine people are here too, it’s the Nazis emboldened by the right and Elon musk himself that are the problem.

I had this happen to me while watching the show Monk, and prime moved to paywall the show mid stream

Whatever you do, don’t read the alt text

No guarantees mate. No guarantees