The Littlest Weirdo

🎶 That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spot
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crying over manga. 🎶

Today I stifled a laugh that turned into a wheeze cry on the bus. Then I gasped to laugh so hard I choked somehow. And lastly I laughed so good I melted to the floor.

Community helps heal for sure.

So…a residential school

I may have taken my pills twice or 0 times. Fun puzzle

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

the world is cruel so i won't be

I want to be him

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

>90% of unvaccinated individuals who come into contact with a measles-infected person will contract measles.

The recommended 2-dose MMR vaccine is 99% effective in preventing measles infection.

Some federal workers are ‘getting wealthy at taxpayer expense,’ says Elon Musk, whose companies have received at least $20 billion from the government

See here's how to do a headline.

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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine WASHINGTON—Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a Department of Health and Human Services report published Thursday revealed that U.S. males would be on average 4,000 percent less effective in a fight than they imagine. “Despite the typical American male’s conviction that he would viciously beat down anyone who came at him and end the whole thing with one punch, we found that in the event of an actual violent altercation, most adult men would almost certainly injure themselves far worse than any assailant,” read the 80-page report, which went on to confirm that nearly all American males would be unable to execute a single maneuver they envision themselves capable of performing, be it an uppercut, a roundhouse, or grabbing an opponent by the back of the neck and smashing his face down into the bar. “Predictions of being amped up on massive adrenaline rushes or having multiple friends jump in to back them up are similarly unfounded, with over 75 percent of confrontations instead projected to end with panicked apologies or pleas to be let out of a headlock.” The report stated, however, that the majority of men correctly estimate that such fights would last a total of six seconds.

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

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The Vancouver Police Department is defunding all other programmes for the City at the behest of the billionaire's lackey Ken Sim.

When is “billionaire on a tiny submarine” season this year again? Really looking forward to the possibilities.

New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to ensure only properly credentialed individuals are allowed to participate in the political franchise, a new law passed Thursday in Indiana requires all women voters to show...

New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID

Lander's Peak, Colorado, by Albert Bierstadt, 1863

Paint me like one of your French girls 🙆‍♀️

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect

Rep. Tim Burchett & @RepTimBurchett I'll be introducing the "Cartel Marque and Reprisal Authorization Act of 2025" which would authorize @realDonaldTrump to commission privately armed and equipped individuals or groups to seize persons and property of any cartel, cartel member, or cartel-linked organization.

Maybe you could give them uniforms like matching brown shirts so we know they’re official

AI can't replace healthcare workers because AI could never have depression

AutismBC responds as neurodivergent Surrey teen killed by police AutismBC is speaking out after a neurodivergent teen was shot and killed by police in Surrey on Sunday. It's calling for education, training.

Sometimes being the Weird Kid has consequences outside of just being bullied by peers.

You: I want this paperwork.
Me: here is this paperwork.
You: this paperwork has nothing to do with us.
Me: ...

Image illustrating Noether's theorem on a pink background, text reads "girl math"

Today is the 10th annual International Day of Women and Girls in Science! Women have been making great contributions to science forever, and imagine how much more they can do if barriers to participation are broken down.

But your honor, the fluorescent lighting was buzzing soooo loud

this is hideous

Image shows the Yeezy website with a swastika t-shirt for sale as the only item on the page. It also shows the website source code, which has the "shopify" mentions highlighted. There are 127 matches.

A swastika t-shirt is the only item on the Yeezy website.

Powered by Shopify.

It's not the first time Shopify has powered stores selling items with Swastikas. I've reached out to them about this before, and they kept powering the stores.

The only thing they changed, eventually, was their rules.

My bus was 10min late. The other was 5m early. They arrived at the same time. I asked to take the second (early) one because the late bus was packed to the gills. This one, on the other hand, is calm and lovely.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

The federal government under Trump is the dril tweet