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yeah it's probably bad that the entire organization is falling apart but also I'd prefer that to whatever they were actually going to use it for

certainly makes me feel less than enthused about the US hockey team but I continue to hold that Kash treating the FBI director job as an extended make-a-wish trip is the absolute least damaging thing he could do with the position given this administration's goals

Secret Service killed a guy who went to Mar-a-Lago today with the intent to assassinate Trump. On Twitter there is almost no discussion of this because the guy was a Christian Trump supporter. It’s almost as if right wing influencers on Twitter view Trump’s life as instrumentally as he views theirs.

OK, dude. Neither ICE nor Cartel Hitmen should wear masks. I want to be intellectually consistent to avoid being owned by Based Mike.

"ICE agents are the equivalent of cartel hitmen" is a wild take, but Mike Lee is here for it.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

anyway i have my issues with this place but the reason i’m not on X — and prefer here to there — is that i’m a bit too humorless to want to have to deal with being called a “nigger” every time i want to say something

not to start this discourse again but if the goal is to be influential — rather than just post — then you need to grab a mic and turn on your front facing camera

very funny to me to see folks who have no social media presence outside of twitter say you have to be on twitter to be influential

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

I have quite a few American friends and interact with Americans fairly regularly over the years and I've come to the conclusion that Americans straight up views Canadian nationhood and independence as a cute joke and our growing disdain is completely out of nowhere and unfounded

The situation is even worse for Canada because when we conquer them and turn them into a vassal state, we will technically be able to claim all of their Olympic medals as our own I’ve never watched an entire hockey game in my life but I had to watch this morning and see the USA vanquish the most evil and depraved country on Earth. What a game. God bless America.

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it remains baffling to me that so many Americans are absolutely shocked that a princeling competed for China? Like: it really is fascinating that everything gets abstracted away here into "she played for us/China"

I don't know how this can be undone after Trump dies. The rot is too deep.

Not to harp on this, but it's really weird that a company who's offices are being raided in Paris for CSAM and an AI bot that makes said CSAM for the Nazi userbase is considered "public sentiment" by a newspaper who paid reporters to hang out with Epstein.

Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter:

"Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."

I guess the reason they started this endeavor by having a Twitter account was because they were going to be repeating MAGA messaging like this, going after Eileen Gu? What the fuck is this garbage?

tyranny. the most powerful enemies of our first amendment free speech rights in our nation's history.

the thing about the immigration number is that it doesn’t just prove that shitheads like matty were wrong in the micro a year ago, it proves *their entire theory of politics and persuasion is wrong*

This is literally the only time I will ever say anything positive about NIMBYism.

Notice how the Department of Homeland Security has changed the look of its concentration camps? It's so drones can't fly overhead to take videos of emaciated inmates covered in their own filth.

this is the guy they told us was a genius

You know, it would be nice to just have fun and enjoy this win without being reminded that my country is run by Epic Bacon Memelord Pedophiles and Fascists. I would like it if American athletes doing well didn’t mean enduring a bunch of soyfacing from the fucking White House.

men's hockey that is

women's hockey is enormously gay and based

At least the new Bari Weiss-ified 60 Minutes understands that its content is nauseating.

A trifecta of stories about the decline in US tourism:

@the-independent.com @forbes.com @nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/20/t...

Everything else aside (which is always a heavy lift), it’s incredible how Trump can just spend gobs of money on things that have no apparent point while the Supreme Court couldn’t act fast enough when Biden wanted to forgive some student loans.

Letting traitors back into the Congress was an epoch-defining error. We're all still living in the world it created