Captain Professor Doctor Joe Conat

I remember what a pain it was to cram half a dozen or so historical figures into one.

Like...c'mon, Rufus! Think!

Last night I had a bunch of fun. Grilled tons of food, had a bunch of beer, great fireworks...

It was a nice wake for what used to be America.

Shiny.

Anyone else feel like they're freaking out so hard and sometimes fast that they're standing still?

We should play nice so MAYBE, HOPEFULLY, OH PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE MR. FASCIST GOON they play nice?

Let's see your dumb, weak ass on the street, Adam, and see how you feel after. Stupid shithead.

Between the drone attack and the Crimean bridge, I'm starting to think Ukraine has some Ender Wiggin level tactical/strategic genius in their back pocket somewhere. And I'm cheering that brilliant person like whoa!

Somebody oughtta...

'Zactly. He might not have been "the bestest most wondiferousul President ever ever EVER!" but he got some shit done, the economy was in pretty good shape, and, most importantly, HE WASN'T A FUCKING FASCIST!

WHO FUCKING CARES if Biden has cancer?!

(Aside from President Biden and his family and I genuinely wish them well)

That's like saying Paul von Hindenburg has pleurisy while Hitler is RIGHT HERE! DEAL WITH THE REAL STORY!

This country is just fucking moronic.

Cancer picked the wrong president.

#8647

#8647

God, what would its evolved form name be?

...

Grundle.

Just to establish this right from go. I am staunch, life-long Democrat.

Why...?...How...?!... Fucking HOW?!...is this party, MY party, so incredibly, stupidly, comically, fucking HORRIFICALLY...so FUCKING WEAK?! SO COWARDLY?!

FUCK YOU, SCHUMER!!

That's not fair! Carnival hustlers are FAR more articulate!

Why don't you go talk about it for another day and then go sit on the porch?

Useless.

While protesting for #50501 some absolute fuckwit in a truck drove by and yelled out his window "Trump for king!"

Ironic considering this is the 250th anniversary of the American Revolutionary War.

Wish I'd gotten his plate. We still hang traitors, right?

Remember when "Truth, Justice, and the American Way" wasn't an ironic statement?

Yeah, me neither

See, the problem with Christians is...

There aren't any.

Christians, that is. There aren't any Christians.

If our current government can ship people off to El Salvador with no due process I think it's perfectly acceptable to ship them off to the Hague without going through the broken court system here.

They still got them gallows there? Anyone know?

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

Not surprising. Maher is dumb as a bag of hammers.

Well what did expect him to say?! "Bill Maher Says Donald Trump Was 'Impersonal' and 'Disengaged' During White House Fellatio Session"?!

Why? Just because it's TRUE?!

Then make something good happen, GOD...

As much as I hated the tariffs and thought they were a bad STUPID idea, it makes me laugh like a drain that Trump pussied out and paused them like a chicken shit little bitch.

Oh.

Oh, there it is.

Nevermind.

Welcome back, old friends.

...

...fuck.

I don't know why I'm feeling calm all of a sudden. I'd be frightened, but I... can't be?

I don't know what to do with this.

To make it clear, that's mainly about me.

...

But sometimes...

I know it's an unpopular opinion and I'm gonna get shit about it, but...

One (just one) of the reasons I don't like therapy is that it feels like it encourages one to be selfish.

At no point have I earned the right to put my feelings above another's.