Nyx Allocer 🔜 Megaplex

nother commission done, this time for @axegrinderleif.bsky.social :3

An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me

we need to teach the 1930s properly so that people know the Reichstag Fire was exactly this stupid

i will die on the hill that the original Nazis were just as silly as our modern versions. Hitler based his plans for the invasion of Russia partly on cowboy novels written by a con-man.

Continuing to grow muscle n belly 💪🏼
Making some headway.

Moonlit Night Dip

Polo Mondays
Back to growing again so maybe I can bust of out this shirt soon

Me flexin!!!

Bicep flex!!

Full on flex!!!

Had a real good workout today. Definitely feeling it in the chest.

Filled with the urge to buy Gold (colored) Jewelry tbh

Also the Gold Bands tbh.

Thinking about this again because these are the vibes I aspire to excuse

Hoss's own flare pushes out from under him, throbbing and leaking in anticipation at the prospect of being bred by this stranger. Hoss's steaming cheeks up in invitation, his donut winking in anticipation. The mushrooms can wait, this stranger's cock is the only aphrodisiac he needs..

Hoss gazes on the hunter, who has revealed himself and his heavy, potent equipment. He lets his massive shaft hang free, flare leaking as if in question. Hoss can't help but bite his lip, hesitating to rise to his feet. Lingering that way, his answer is made clear..
(part 2.5/4)

Happy #Lionday ! 🦁
I take this opportunity to post this fanart of @sableelsable.bsky.social 's OCs

shake em well

"Fuck you, got mine" ladder pullers finding out that no, they did not got theirs

Rune, wearing a thong, socks, sneakers and fingerless gloves, bending over to pick up a barbell and showing off his ass and bulge

Bend over pick it up slow on purpose

🎨: @sharfdoesntknow.bsky.social

#furry #furryart #furrynsfw

the main reason me & my man started discussing marriage 2 years ago was after Roe v. Wade was struck down, as a “if a case went up, would you just want to elope?”

straight people do not have to deal with this shit. people hate the word “privilege” these days, but it’s a privilege & they’re lucky.

Being hard at work is so frustrating lmao

me and the bloomf who doesn’t care about me #bb27

Super close to ordering some new sneaks when all of a sudden 😔

The UK is about to ban access to Wikipedia, just remember this bill was originally pitched as a means to protect kids from accessing porn.

Giving out free bites for World Lion Day, who wants one? >:3

being employed while being a fighting game player

“Big Balls” got beat up, and that’s a national emergency. The CDC got shot up, and whatever. Hey, it happens.

Schools get shot up and dozens of kids and teachers get murdered, and Republicans say, “too many doors!”

Awrf?..

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

good morning

Panels one and two: Two white mice make their way through a maze. Panel three: Having completed the maze, the two mice are rewarded with some fruit. Two scientists watch them. One says: “Poor little things: all that thought and effort just to earn themselves a little treat.” The second scientist looks at a clock and says: “Coffee time!” Panels four and five: The two scientists make their way through a maze of corridors to a door marked “Canteen” Panel six: The scientists look at the food on offer. One says: “Ooh, Donuts!”

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

Lets put this into perspective

These fucking people used the deaths of two children just because it was related to vaccines, and was not the vaccines themselves that actually killed them, to get widespread anti-vax ideology into American Samoa.

Vaccination rates dropped. Measles got introduced.