Chi Otter🏳️‍🌈

That doesn't sound fraudulent. It sounds like he doesn't understand math or how batch processing works.

Happy Anniversary to the handsome couple. 🥂🎆

Just bulging with good vision.

Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

Ballroom Dance
Intro to Agriculture
Stage Makeup
Scene Design
Stage Lighting

you and your wacky notions of liking things offered to the public for likes. Such a wildcard you are!

No no no. That is not right! I must do something!
I cannot just let this happen.

Here: 🍺🍿

Much better. 🥳

please stop trying to fool retail employees by saying "You're out of dish soap???" when they have an aisle of soap, but don't have your niche Apple Fucknut Chardonnay Scented Dawn you love so much.

It doesn't work. You just look insane and the employees laugh at you when you're gone.

You have achieved a solid form! No more wafting in the breeze for you!

"Someone saved my post? Why? Weird. I wonder why they would do that? It's such a shame bsky doesn't let you see who has saved your..oh"

It was me. I saved it. 🤦‍♂️

I hesitate to put a condition of niceness on this. That's often the framing of terrible people(like fascists!), a built-in way to ignore anything they don't like hearing and avoid accountability. Same energy as Vance scolding Zelenskyy, "you didn't say thank you!"

Having stumbled on a few problematic follows recently, I wouldn't mind a heads up when people notice before I do.

I'm not expecting perfect politeness, just ask yourself, "Is this how I'd want Chip to talk to me if the situation were reversed?"
I won't keep trash because you weren't nice enough.

It's too bad blue states can't just do a tax boycott. They've decimated the IRS, they certainly don't have the manpower to arrest entire states worth of citizens. I know there's a bunch of legal reasons why that's not a great idea.

We could also realize that many of the conveniences that tech brings us are about creating dependence on them, so that when they cozy up to fascists, we feel too invested to ditch them and their products.

The rich want to make the game world from the movie "Free Guy" into the real world. They are the "sunglasses people" who get to do whatever they want. We are all the NPCs keeping their playground running.
With AI and Robotics, they will eventually replace people with NPCs that won't ever complain.

Yeah, I don't need to see the Hollywood glam roid version of me. That would just wreck my self esteem.

His whole job is getting people to listen to him. Why is he an artist if he's got nothing worthwhile to say?

See, you made it yours. That's lovely.

My parents were freaks. Turning on AND off light switches and handling remotes without involving me at all.

I have two Exes, and I don't care what they're up to these days.

I swear Valentine's Day only exists to torment single people. I don't know any couples that bother with it. 20+ years and we haven't done valentines once.

Instead we just do little sweet things for each other sporadically. You don't need a special day if you make them feel like that all the time.

For my money, Waiting for Guffman is the only one in that series worth watching. Best in Show is okay, but For Your Consideration and A Mighty Wind aren't as strong.

seriously. "Americans disagree with each other all day every day for free, why do you think these protestors had to be paid?"

I'm already wearing the socks for it 😅

Orange Julius cannot just STFU, like at all? Not even when it would be smart to let a joke go because talking about the joke would remind everyone AGAIN that he's in the Epstein files.

I must be a weirdo. My body "tells" me when I should drink water. It's really annoying about it sometimes. Almost as if water was a basic need that my survival depends on and my body warns me i'm compromised long before it becomes dangerous.
Hints, too. Like my mouth and throat being dry. So weird.

Is cold in this office. Brr.

Hello gays, or am I the first one up?

Same.
Luckily no matter what he and I do, we can't seem to get pregnant.🤷‍♂️

Finally, do remember that the automobile is not that old.
Many USA cities, like mine, were alive and thriving long before cars were invented so we've long been able to get ourselves and property from here to there without them.

And that stigma mostly exists outside of places with public transportation. Everyone takes it here. Rich, poor, everyone.

Even the snobs will admit they don't have to worry about their fancy car parked in "that neighborhood" if they take the bus.