BigNilla

Why does every college history professor look like Jerry Jones?

1 gorilla or 100 IHOP employees? 🤔

Stop giving every historical movie character a British accent. Caesar wasn’t British.

IT NEEDS TO STOP

When a Chiefs WR sees his mugshot, it means 6 more weeks of offseason #nfl @nflbluesky.bsky.social

Seahawks fans the last 48 hours:

Personally I like the idea of the Chargers trading up for Jeanty- he’d go OFF in a Greg Roman offense and at this point it’s clear Herbert needs a run game if the Chargers are gonna win a playoff game.

Guess who just consumed 14 birria tacos 😌🌮

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We really gotta bring back the animated Crazy Good pop tarts commercials

@kellanova.bsky.social make it happen

Genuinely wild that we got a Super Bowl that went to OT followed by a SB that ended in a blowout. The odds of that happening are incredibly low.

Having a president that says he wants to get rid of FEMA go to a Super Bowl at the NEW ORLEANS SUPERDOME THAT WAS REBUILT AFTER KATRINA is such a bad look for America

Wade being kept makes me happy

Stanley has to stay. They don’t have a choice. Patriots esp will try throwing huge money at him. Mekari’s prob gone, lots of teams want OL. Ricard on a cheap deal would be nice, Ardarius stays. Tylan > Agholor. Stanley’s the only real must-keep. Cut MW + small extensions can keep Stanley.

The passengers on the Titanic would’ve survived if they played for the Chiefs

I aspire to have the job security Rob Dyrdek has on Ridiculousness. All he has to do is dress like a 90s teen movie villain and press play.

Making a ton of money is great. Making a ton of money while laughing at people is even better.

some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone

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If Dems are serious about winning elections, they need to start campaigning on building high-speed monorails.

Fast, avoids traffic, and you get to smugly stare at the plebs below you. Make it happen. #Monorail2028

Bluesky pls spam my feed with Avatar memes to get me through these bleak times

Someone finally re-skeeted my skeet 🥹

It’s over for you hoes, my regime has begun 😈

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Ticketmaster CEO reading the news this week:

Miniclip Unleash the gamer in everyone

Y’all were missing out if you never played flash computer games on miniclip.com around 2007

Impressive that the Packers came this close to beating the Lions

Where tf is Amon Ra?

Every day is Turkey Day for Eric Adams. This corrupt mf smh. #nyc

Fuck being the bigger person. On 1/20/25, I'm going to start biting people.

Succession’s tough cuz they’re all unlikeable, makes it hard to root for anyone. I found I enjoyed it more once I stopped trying to pick a side & focused on the message- power & greed corrupts everyone. Give it a shot, it’s worth it.

Shogun is also very good.

Y’all are missing out if you’ve never seen Succession or The Penguin on HBO.

Lamar is now only 174 yds away from breaking Vick’s rushing record 🔥 🔥 #ravens #ravensflock

Lamar trusts Mark Andrews more than I trust members of my immediate family

Maybe if we let Tucker punch Kelce he’ll get his mojo back 🤔

I missed the days when Tucker’s kicks didn’t have Peyronie’s. No more wide left please.