Dave Werk

I admittedly didn't watch much of this Ravens game because io knew what was going to happen.

John Harbaugh needs to be fired today. Orr needs to be fired today.

Rottweiler puppy trying to get dad's attention while his legs are kicked up on his desk

I can has attention?

Rottweiler puppy trying to get dad's attention while his legs are kicked up on his desk

I can has attention?

I accept responsibility. All of the fandoms can blame me. I can handle it. Because (tell myself) I don't care anymore (which is a lie).

(still down for the hate)

Orioles, Ravens, WVU, HC leftist...what's my 5th failed infinity stone??

*sometimes. Ugh

I'm very unfortunately a Orioles, Ravens, and WVU fan and I feel like my life's mission is to be buried under a cursed monument. I setes wonder if I somehow caused this. Like I accidentally acquired all of the infinity stones.

New meme format

How is it the President walks around all day calling ant*fa the bad guys? He's literally saying the fasc*sts are the good guys.

And the media shrugs and parrots. Fucking cowards.

Gov. Wes Moore removes most of Baltimore’s liquor board Three of the four members of Baltimore’s Board of Liquor License Commissioners, including longtime head Albert Matricciani Jr., have been removed by Gov. Wes Moore.

Context:

The liquor board has not been without its critics. Amy Petkovsek, executive director of Community Law Center in Baltimore, frequently works with residents who feel that bars, restaurants and other businesses in their neighborhoods are violating liquor laws. Petkovsek thinks the liquor board has been slow to hold bad actors accountable. During Matricciani's time as chair of the liquor board, he heard complaints from residents as well as local police and health officials about individual businesses that sold booze in the city. In such cases, he frequently sided with the businesses. "We're not talking about one-time parties, one-time situations," Petkovsek said. "These are patterns of behavior where leniency has been the response." She hopes to see the replacements do more.

Thank you, Wes Moore. 🫰🫰🫰

Good riddance, (redacted).

I paid $1400 expecting @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and got nothing but voicemails

Also, nice to meet you!

Seconded

IT WAS SO GOOD I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE IT GIVE THE DOCTOR YOUR MONIES

Brother do I have good news for you...

we're holding our antifa meetings now

*friday night on bluesky*

Weirdo neolibs: *kicks feet up on the table* ...yeah it was a good week of posting

Everyone else: guys they're finally gone, let's party

I love this

Middle fingers, and then bear spray if they get sassy. One two punch to teach manners.

👀

I can't tell you how often I've thought one solution to my ridiculous puppy is a cat.

Also my favorite musical ever, so I can't be that mad.

Yeah we are probably going to lose. To a bunch of virgins who don't drink beer. 😑

In my WVU group chat as we are playing BYU:

If we lose to a bunch of virgins who don't drink beer I swear to fucking god...

I'm an advocate for anyone lying and saying they're a former smoker.

I was gonna say...need your serum regimen cause 😮

This one while I was lounging and had my legs up on the desk made me laugh today. Eleanor is a good girl.

Deal.