Sally Sultzman

BOOK SALE

end of february = end of ebook sale

so grab your copy of these SPOTLIGHT books (from BSFA + Locus lists)

No One to Hold the Distant Dead by @klschroeder.bsky.social
$1.99

Starstruck by @aimeeogdenwrites.com
$1.99

One Message Remains by @premeemohamed.com
$2.99

see links below 💀

Guys we had really super-duper lovely guests in town all weekend and I had a gosh-darned delight hanging out with them and it was truly fun!

My GOLLY I am tired and everything hurts and I'm going to be useless for a solid 2-5 business days?

Anyway, a short list:

Aiden Thomas
Kara Buchanan
Samantha Allen
Charlie Jane Anders
Jonny Garza Villa
Elle Grenier
Andrew Joseph White
Keezy Young
Vivian Moira Valentine
TJ Alexander
Jason June
Mason Deaver
Ray Stoeve
RoAnna Sylver
Amara Lynn
Twoony
CB Lee
Ryka Aoki
Lauren Marie Fleming

Whoohoo!!!

Indigo Chick Designs Writer, artist, and editor Skyla Dawn Cameron worked behind the scenes in publishing for six years as a cover artist, editor, and art director. She went exclusively freelance in 2013, and approaches c...

My freelance site domain now points to Payhip (switched to make my life easier). Closed to new work but premade covers remain for sale and can be customized within a week for those on a budget who need a cover: indigochickdesigns.com

Some little dudes I made today.
#ceramics #wip #inprogress #art #sculpture #sillymonsters

Saw her in Chicago last night and she was, as always, EXTRAORDINARY. Your $29 will be well worth it! 😍

Hey, I get it!

I was a teacher for a long time and I’ve been a parent for almost as long again, and if there is one life lesson I wish everyone could magically grasp it would be this:

Don’t criticise the behaviour you want to see.

But a funny-as-fuck one!

PULL THE OTHER LEVER!*

*but, like, movie lever. Not the one on the big door right next to you on the plane, ok?

Real big Paul Hollywood "Lightly brulee the marshmallow in this s'mores because you don't want it to get gooey" energy over there.

UGH UGH UGH just love hitting that "This video!" that's AI from a beloved family member & when you tell them it's AI they go, "Oh, I know!"

Oh, ok. Then...don't send it? Don't engage w/it? Don't watch it? WHY IS THIS HARD?

(it was a dumb cat video. Cats are fine on their own. They don't need AI)

Nope. I love the Mr. so much but my word. MY WORD. How many fantasies of running away to be aloooooone!!!

Sometimes, the mystery *is* the journey!

or something like that!

Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

GOSH if only I was still writing a certain kind of adult category romance! whahahahaha!

So: Painting finished circa 1500 CE. The reel fragment lies dormant and seemingly ignored(?) until in 2014 a Tumblr user named Amelia Hamrick transcribed it and a YouTube user named James Spalink arranged and recorded it. A 515-year collaboration. What Hell left unfinished the Internet has completed

My governor is not to be overlooked, folks.

I am awaiting my refund check as we speak.

I am! Mostly!!

Bad news: You get a rejection.

Less bad: You forgot to track it on your short story log sheet so it's like it barely happened? Whoops?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was gonna say!

Conversely, I see a moneymaker in your future! Want to guarantee a perfect vacation? Pay me to go there THE WEEK BEFORE you get there and I'll make sure all the bad weather happens before!

...I may write this as a short.

I am so sorry that you now have to capitalize AL's name to, you know, eliminate any confusion with AI.

Because AL is great! But we can say it's because he's just an All Caps kinda guy!

Newsome is a huge red flag for me, no thank you. Slimey slime.

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago

Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.

Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE

Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." - @funkittoys.bsky.social points out that history has always been ✨💕fucked💕✨, as illustrated by
@erikamoen.bsky.social

Public post with references: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

You know who I miss?

Pelosi.

Did I love her? No. Did that woman get shit done and stay on message? YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR SHE DID.

Yet she picked this man and it's been nothing but blah ever since.

Just blocking people like it's my internship.

NOT IT.

Sorry!