Dolly

Tennis?
Croquet?
Cricket?
Arm wrestling?
Lumberjack contests?

Hey sexy

Also, squishing them is futile on a thousand different levels.

The size of cottage cheese curds.

I feel seen.

YouTube video by NERDVEVO N.E.R.D. - Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom)

No, but this video/song sure seems like a carbon of a carbon of a carbon

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When you share your vintage pop culture references it just makes me realize that the slightly less old pop references I know are just pale imitations of the original.

So like those hot pepper dorks but for radishes. That person could be you! Radishes have super short life cycles.

That hound dog didn’t consent to be in that video (or that cage).

Is she well?

WHO DID THIS?!?

As soul destroying as fascism is, anti-fascism sure warms the heart.

I sent a letter to the federal student loan people saying that they should budget for a bottle of (nonalcoholic) bubbly to accompany their form letter. They didn’t respond or send a bottle but I was glad to feel snarky and celebratory.

What I love the most is the care and consent. Bodies are bodies and how we all fuck is basically just bodies doing filthy biological nonsense, but the feeling and vulnerability? Hot! If you haven’t watched Dying for Sex, I’d recommend. I’d be curious to hear what you think.

My friend’s review:

it’s so cute and wholesome

it feels hilarious to say cute for ass sex but it’s just so cute!

“you’re beautiful and amazing, and you deserve to be treated as such. Don’t accept anything less from anyone you give your time to.” 💜💜💜

Look at your affirming smut!! I love it.

Yes, yelling at me on social media IS very caring.

This is the price of me getting your oil changed. (Not a euphemism. Or is it?)

Well now I know that this dead blond woman sued Clint Eastwood for palimony. Thanks Raven and Wikipedia.

Forcing myself not to investigate Zackey force front.

I’m sure. But he doesn’t reciprocate by learning about my 1980s artsy fartsy obsessions.

I’m not a huge porn/smut reader, but your stuff has reeled me in with lovely characters, romance and consensual/thoughtful/hot and horny sex, so yay for romance.

Sure, politics, but when is your smut coming out today?

Stop making me learn new outdated pop cultural nonsense

Fanning or Johnson?

UVA is back in session.

So when we first showed up at the Union Station today, we ran ICE off as soon as we got here.

🙄

I have never eaten in a Cracker Barrel.

Oh man. I missed this rant. Who is it?