Jenni

Having a menstrual cycle after 46 is just dumb. Do better Hera. That ship has sailed.

One of our clients told us they thought they could do a better job with their HOA accounting than us four months ago. Friday, one of them was arrested for embezzlement. I sent them a proposal for services just because I’m petty as fuck.

I’m taking a girls trip to Vegas, my first in 15 years! Is Harrahs still good to stay at?

My son and I saw it in theaters and we LOVED it! No idea why the reception for it was so bad except perhaps this world is a joyless awful hellscape that hates charm.

Sirius XM introduced my 15 y/o son to Sum 41 while we landed on the Y2K station. Now I’m hearing it all day. He’s now introduced them yo his friends. He’s learning “in too deep” on the guitar. I expect frosted tips in his hair soon. Learn from me, protect your kids better than me.

Year 3 of our receptionist aggressively wishing people merry Christmas.

River walk!

Downtown Tampa!

Chag Sameach to all who celebrate! I celebrated with a mad dash to buy menorah candles yesterday bc I’m a terrible holiday planner.

Happy sun day. Get it?

Me: Hey I need to clean these floors.
*gets out floor scrubber, cleaner, broom, etc

Akita: nope.

Headphones in, staring at my monitors, giant stacks of work piled around me, silent and typing like mad.

Sure, great time to chat about your horoscope and overall thoughts on everything coworker. Well spotted.

Cary Elwes is a TREASURE Sir. The audacity.

I’m not a fan of Beyoncé

I have still not forgiven Paula Abdul for killing Keanu in the 90s.

Today is not the day. I’ve already told 2 people sarcastically , “well then, you do you. If a $25 late fee that you clearly know was in fact bc YOU WERE LATE, I can’t help you.” Not even a phone voice today. Just full on Kentucky accent.

I know, I know, the MCU is dead now, it sucks, yadda yadda but The Marvels made me full on belly laugh today and Loki season 2 finale was g-ddamned amazing imo so take from that what you will.

Also, Hana is mad she can’t go.

Going to the movies with my son today. Not sure I remember how this works.

I thought the last one was. Dammit did I die without knowing it and the simulation started again?

It’s a biscuit and gravy kind of day.

Who am I kidding, every day is a biscuit and gravy day!

Hmm get my broken tooth fixed, pay for my sons college, or let a possible infection kill me and let my son use my life insurance to pay for college? Choices choices.

So Loki is the only good thing to come out of phase 1 billion so far. Tom does not disappoint.

Aww if my girl wasn’t a grumpy old lady that likes to attack any dog smaller than her I’d love to have him! He looks so sweet!!

Got called in to HR bc I told a coworker she needs to toughen up or she’ll be crying every day and hate her job here. They said I can’t say that.

I responded that I cannot deal with her hysterical crying daily and it’s now affecting MY mental heath.

I’m over it today. I’m going home.

K I lied

I’m going to a wine tasting thing. Not my idea. I do not care for:
A. Wine
Or
B. People

Should be fun.

Y’all, I left my house last night and was social. I also did my very first stand up comedy set which went…ok. I got laughs but I need to work on my pacing.

Texting my son during a tornado warning at school