cirrus

my pumkin
he is everything

Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

edited screenshots from the show Game Changer. Host Sam Reich, with cow ears and cow horns, addresses the contestants saying, "Now, you all understand how the tools work?" The contestants, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Izzy Roland, and Lou Wilson look back at him expectantly from their player podiums behind a table with 4 cow tools on it.

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

Moonlighter!

[levitating five feet above the ground]
𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌

I SAID I THINK IM LOSING MY MIND THIS TIME THIS TIME IM LOSING MY MIND

inventing a much hated subgenre of dubstep called funstep that's heavily influenced by carnival and circus music

The opening of a cave with some leafy foliage, slate covered floor and waterfall in the background

The Cave

FAA Temporary Flight Restrictions for the Chicago Air and Water Show

Tumblr post, "* dual wielding my new wizard staves *" image of two sticks that resemble a typical and shiny Ekans pokemon. Reply: one casts poison the other also casts poison

You found shelter from the rain, but it was already occupied.

original music and sfx by: zdraste_music

Note on a green singer sewing machine that it was used to make gear for a successful 2018 attempt on Everest.

Green singer 185k

Bold claim

Let Alan Tudyk voice any robot he wants.

"Smiling man Loss" may be one of the greatest human achievements

A screengrab from the Trending section of Tumblr. Rank 1 is Game Changer, 2 is Superman, 3 is Brennan Lee Mulligan, and 4 is Sinners.

tumblr: where game changer is bigger than superman

Eastern Meadowlark #birds

Apparently there was a joke event in Peru where all the jockeys raced each other instead of their horses

#FE3H

So about that 3D printer @hollyanderson.bsky.social

When you sell out so weird that it becomes art

A black shirt that reads "I yelled Riichi but she kept sucking Mahjong"

Awesome shirt my friend @fuyushinju.bsky.social got me LMFAO 😭

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?

Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.

Editor: What

#infinitytrain

An image of the game being played; it is night, and the moon is full. In the distance, several mountains can be seen; many are snowcovered. Two lone trees are on the landscape, and in the front, a crashed prop plane (broken windshield, broken tail, and broken wing, with nonsense call letters) can be seen. There is a prompt at the bottom, awaiting the user's input.

Wilderness: A Survival Adventure (DOS, 1986)

Rat Hole Baptism