Stevis will try to keep people safe

@spothero.bsky.social promise breaking liars. Paid for a spot, turned away. Going to miss dinner and perhaps my daughter's show

We have a dialect. Now we just need an army.

New D&D location just dropped

Replace "warship" with "stooge" and you're there.

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

It's the fascist version on The Room Where It Happens

Going back on Chopped?

I mean look how much unfair credit the media gives Trump. Imagine that being given to someone who at least won't impose more dementia tariffs. They won't even acknowledge the fascism then.

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.

No sanctuary except Mar a Lago of course

You can't have a slur for automatons. Not even the ones that mimic having emotions.

You may have a pejorative term for them, but "slur" grants a level of personification your Teddy Ruxpin doesn't deserve

I cannot accept this invitation, for I do not believe that the mean- ing of the Constitution was forever "fixed" at the Philadelphia Con- vention. Nor do I find the wisdom, foresight, and sense of justice exhibited by the framers particularly profound. To the contrary, the government they devised was defective from the start, requiring sev- eral amendments, a civil war, and momentous social transformation to attain the system of constitutional government, and its respect for the individual freedoms and human rights, that we hold as funda- mental today. When contemporary Americans cite "The Constitu- tion," they invoke a concept that is vastly different from what the framers barely began to construct two centuries ago

At an event commemorating the 200th birthday of the United States, a sitting Supreme Court Justice was invited to celebrate "the memory of the Founders and the document they drafted in Philadelphia."

Justice Thurgood Marshall declined

People should understand that mRNA vaccines were the next frontier in disease prevention and treatment. We have barely any idea what they’re capable of, because we’ve only just begun exploring the possibilities. Among those, potentially: AIDS, various cancers, and all respiratory viruses (at once).

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

Too many places by me with security theater and I would just lose the pocketknife if it were EDC. And, have lost them. So it's a sometimes carry.

Do you follow baseball? Do you not follow baseball? It does not matter. Please listen to Phillies announcer John Kruk, with the team up by ten runs and not much happening, talking about what he learned at the Franklin Institute. You will not be sorry.

That's worse than the University State housing

Angels and ministers of grace, defend us!
Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damned,
Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from
hell,
Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
Thou com’st in such a questionable shape
-Hamlet, Act I, Sc IV

That just leaves us an opportunity niche for easily concealed blowguns.

"AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT MY LAST WORDS WERE... I'M ON DRUGS"

Diddler On The Roof

I look forward to reaping the rich reward of drug companies paying me exorbitant sums to use their products!

Gotta think this game should be red flagged by now #mlb

Gimme The Prize (Kurgan's Theme).

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE GOING THE SAME DIRECTION AS YOU #MildHorror

Yeah, but "climb stairs" argues against it

Lululemon: You're soaking in it