Hm. I blame Archer Moriarty.
02.11.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@dusk-gleam.bsky.social
Homunculus from the Wandering Seaใ Chaldean Complaints Office Desk, head of Marketing and Gift Shop operator. Please, make your complaints in an orderly manner. Eat your lasagna. [ Penned by Fran. ๐ฏ ]
Hm. I blame Archer Moriarty.
02.11.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0// pinniko
24.10.2025 20:57 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0pinned
24.10.2025 20:44 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Aurasviel, do not cheat.
16.10.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1This Chaos Labyrinth is Anti Lawful. Deploy Heroic Spirits who aren't of the Lawful Alignment.
16.10.2025 11:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I am however accepting the 'single dad looks for another dad' trope.
07.10.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am not dressing myself as a clumsy and meek salaryman.
07.10.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Please do not put your Torture Toasters (trademark pending) on an 80 degree slope.
05.10.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Minotaur meat is just supercharged cow.
30.09.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[Running through the blizzard wind blower.
Encased inside a block of ice that slides... And crashes against a wall.]
"That was messy."
I do not take care of maintentance for that.
Thsoe monsters were not staff?
What monsters will be today on Torture Duty?
23.09.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The one without a poisonous purple and green cloud surrounding it.
23.09.2025 14:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Other than poison bog tomato lava sauce lasagna, my rations which you can acquire are.
Permafrost Ice Cream: for your anti burn statuses.
Blessed water, so you can poison proof your masks.
Non poison lasagna. Sold next to the poison bog tomato lava sauce lasagna.
Good luck today. Remember your lunch.
23.09.2025 13:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1The poison makes it a bit spicy.
23.09.2025 13:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh damn, there's hot lava lasagna?
I'm making garlic bread.
[Using some lava from the poisonous volcano as tomato sauce for the lasagna.]
23.09.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please pacify Taisui.
22.09.2025 15:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Scrambled text in pinned reads: I will serve you as long as this temporary life lasts. Please use me as you see fit.
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|| #FGORP / #MVRP
|||Portrayal by #milkprayer / Marnen
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||time to start cooking something potentially scary.
10.09.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0All names are acceptable.
10.09.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Someone can be fun and they can be terrifying. Example: Mephistopheles, 3โ Caster.
10.09.2025 14:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gift shops are fun, so you cannot be scary. Tis an accepted theory among intellectuals.
10.09.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I do not enjoy being intimidating. Precisely because it makes others feel uneasy about requesting things from me.
10.09.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0... It is a very silly position.
A fun one, still.
Yeah but.. gift shop.
10.09.2025 14:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0