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if ed fancies a fine fabric who could blame him, stede is buying it ofc (the drawing is messy but it supposed to be a market with stede is buying stuff for ed who is standing there and feeling some fine cloth idk i don't draw fandom things well and i don't speak proper english)

#inktoberdeal #gentlebeard

Best Laid Plans by fake_geek_boy. Summary: Pete and Lucius are going to get married. Pete and Lucius are going to get married. Pete and Lucius are going to stand up in front of all of their friends and exchange rings and kiss and stuff. And maybe Blackbeard will come up to Lucius after and give him a little elbow in the ribs and say “good thing you got to him before I did” before winking and walking off. And yeah, Pete and Lucius aren’t monogamous, but Pete is pretty sure Stede wouldn’t be able to handle his boyfriend having mindblowing sex with another man, so he would never actually make a move or anything, even if Blackbeard was interested. Because he’s a really insightful and sensitive guy who’s in tune with his feelings, just like Blackb—Ed is now.

Summary continued: The point is, Pete and Lucius are going to get married, and Stede and Ed are going to officiate, and Fang will be both their best man (even though Ed will probably be really disappointed about it, but he gets to officiate at least), and it’s gonna be perfect. Pete’s so fucking excited for how incredibly perfect his and Lucius’s wedding is going to be, he can barely stand it. Now all he needs to do is propose.

AO3 tags and other info for the fic. Relationships are Black Pete/Lucius, background Ed/Stede and background assorted polyamory and other fuckery. Tags include POV Black Pete, Fluff, Wedding Planning, Marriage Proposal, Comedy of Errors, Everything that can go wrong will go wrong, and trans Black Pete

Okay so I just reread my LuPete fluff fic and it turns out it still absolutely slaps, so now I need to make it everyone else's problem too

archiveofourown.org/works/48119284

Happy birthday!! 🎉💖🏴‍☠️

Lego Ed and Stede with calendars of themselves

🚨 2026 Lego Ed and Stede Calendars are here!! 🚨

2 sizes! 5 brand-new images with little stories, plus some greatest hits! My Lego Ed and Stede are ready to come live at your house, office, etc. ❤️

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#LegoEdandStede #shopOFMD

I know how stressful dentist visits can be, I hope you have a very good and kind doc and it's set right quickly 💜

In passing, I think 😌

😭🫂

Ed sitting with his head thrown back and tied up with gold cording, purple shirt pulled up so his hairy pecs are hanging out. The hair tails over his arms and tummy, too. He's got gold dagger-shaped earrings, gold nipple piercings, and gold bellybutton jewelry. His hands are tied behind his back, and he's wearing black leather fall-front pants.

This is as close to kinktober as I'm gonna get this year - inspired by a meme @petrichorca.bsky.social sent me! 🔥

#ofmd #OFMDfanart

a grayscale drawing of ed teach from ofmd hunched over on the floor crying

Morning bump! Everyone's very fast, so I'm only looking for one more German and a Norwegian who've bought postcards!

Is the guy with a hook for a head actually just a suit on a hanger?

Stede’s wedding suit, perhaps, hanging on display in his marital wardrobe 🤔

#OFMD

painting of a capybara next to a yellow lake on the forest

capybara yellow lake

prints to north america: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil...

t-shirts, prints and much more to north america, europe and oceania: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1598...

Stede stands at the top of a landing calling out to Ed who is walking away. Credit: livelovecaliforniadreams

Ed walks away from Stede, who is standing at the top of a landing. Credit: livelovecaliforniadreams

#OFMD Meta time!! My favorite time of day!

The language of stairs in media is very unique. It is a visual representation of who is in power, or sometimes more importantly, who isn't. (1/18)

A meme that reads “if you flip every word in ‘manic pixie dream girl’ you get ‘depressive demon nightmare boy’ and you think ‘well thank goodness THAT’S not a thing at least-‘ but then you” Underneath are two pictures of kraken era Ed from OFMD

Saw this somewhere else the other day and had to Ed-ify it.

Uh oh I took my eyes off them for two seconds 😩

Gentlebeard in Stede's bed, they're both shirtless, Ed is getting closer to Stede and grabbing his leg. There are four notes glued to the window that say "Congrats on the sex", "Can you keep it quiet please?", "Get it, sluts" and one drawing of a peen

THERE'S A SOCK ON THE DOOR!

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

Horrendous

Piece I did for the winner of my most recent 🍉 fundraiser

[ #OMFD #OurFlagMeansDeath ]

Art of Stede tracing Ed’s face as he sleeps after Calypso’s Birthday.

I recently commissioned @neslee.bsky.social to create this moment after Calypso’s Birthday and look at how Stede gazes at his sleepy boy. 🥰🎆 #OFMD

😭🫂

a tiny, spiny, serpent-like dragon curled up within marionberry brambles.

a little orange dragon, curled up for a nap inside a bottle covered in moss and flowers

a cat-sized black dragon sticking its head in a jack-o-lantern, giving it the fiery light within!

It’s autumn, and the leaves are aflame!
Itty bitty autumn dragon stickers ♡ #artshop

painting of an elephant shrew eating ramen that is comically large for its size

Elephant shrew having ramen

OFMD where everything is the same except every episode opens with the Swede's inner monologue, which is a cross between Raskolnikov and Carrie Bradshaw

Hark, heare the wynde blowe!
Wacche the sun ryse!
Runninge yn the shadowes:
Curse thy love, curse thy lies.
And yf thou dost not love me now
Thou wilt nevir love me agayne -
Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge:
Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne
#FleetwoodMac #OFMD

first day as a freelance knight ed goes to the nearest horse market because having a horse is sort of expected. he has never ridden before but figures that he's probably good at it. also, he can talk to animals, which might be a help. unfortunately his new horse is a stubborn, rotten bastard

some messy grey spots.. (but with much imagination one can probably see ed&stede watching a flock of stingrays swimming around the ship)

#inktobersting #gentlebeard

Happy birthday!! 🎉🥳💖

Edward Teach is being a good boy while Stede Bonnett is getting rid of the curse

#inktober #ofmd #inktobersweep