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Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.

banana crocodile :)

Joe Rogan except he’s Orange and is screaming

There is a Cheeto in the White House

The Cheeto:

a man standing next to a cartoon character on a street Alt: Tung Tung Tung Sahur in real life

This GIF is genuinely making me smile from how cute it is!

Reference to a video where a guy wears a burger king crown and screams a slur on a plane

is it “videogames”

Comic. [Person pointing to graph on wall, addressing two people – one with close-cropped haircut, one with shoulder-length styled haircut – seated behind a desk.] PERSON: By lowering the planned satellite orbit, we can reduce the size of the launch vehicle required. We can reduce costs further by eliminating the satellite entirely in favor of an aerial platform. Some equipment could be moved to a ground-based facility, reducing required aircraft time. Additional savings could be… [caption] I’m trying to get NASA to build a shed in my backyard.

Cost Savings

xkcd.com/3197/

Me when I'm bored

made a video version based on this

no one taught him how chess works :(

good tutorial

Crash, donning a new jacket and cool sunglasses as "Christopher." HEADLINE: Aging Crash Bandicoot Prefers to Go By “Christopher.”

“Life… is a collectathon,” said Christopher, in a LinkedIn post. “It’s in this spirit that I ask you to follow my recently ‘refreshed’ account for business advice, takes on the day’s news, and perhaps even a meme or two. 😁”
paletteswap.site/dif...

I wanna leave twitter cause I convinced a guy that Im leading an army of 200ish transgenders that exists to scam men out of money using psychic porn warfare and I dont think anything else I post can top that.

My name is Fungalala the fungus streamer

Talking spamton
#Deltarune #Deltarunefanart

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

vibs guarding a swan, as represented by discord emojis.

Here's what I've been up to today! 🥺

A canon accurate Jax candle would smell like pure unfettered ass and make a foghorn sound when you take off the top

this completely crossed the line for me. I’ve lost all respect for the simpson family.

i dont think yoshi would know how to work that thing. if you want me to be fully honest

Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.