Lee? Veronica? 🥨

unfortunately yes lmao

i hope someone appreciates the alt text

i tried to figure it out but i'm not sure 😭

a hand drawn poster made by 10 year olds labeled "historical fiction". in the center is a drawing of 9/11, complete with a plane and a huge explosion on the side of the building. there are stick figures being blasted out of the tower, parachuting down, and running out of the doors. there is a stick figure with blood all over its head. others are collapsed on the ground.

the kids at work made posters for different book genres and this is proudly on display on a library shelf

looking back i'm pretty sure autism was a misdiagnosis. *hitting my pen* Do you wish to partake

kids at work have started calling me Coach Recess

update: it's the best cake i've ever made omfg

chocolate cake!! and the frosting is mint :)

there aren't enough posters on here. no one does it for the love of the game anymore

a poorly frosted heart shaped cake. it is chocolate cake with mint frosting

valentine's cake :>
i'm terrible at frosting cakes but i'm still proud i got the shape right

annoying coworker is chewing with his mouth open i'm dying

i asked a kindergartener if he was ready to go inside for lunch and he told me to go fuck myself LMAO

asking out a chick with Dissociative Identity Disorder: the purpose of a system is what it does... and girl, im tryna be your purpose tonight

There needs to be a separate mcdonalds playplace for minors. The fact that I have to listen to these 6 year olds' harebrained takes on how to get me unstuck from this tube slide is so deeply unserious.

a 5 year old just called me a bitch lmfao

does anyone know if anything good is gonna happen this year

yay thank you!!

YouTube video by slushpuppyVEVO Slush Puppy - EAT SPIT! (feat. Royal & the Serpent) (Official Lyric Video)

okay this is very very different from my normal taste but i can't stop listening to this song 😭 does anyone have any recommendations for songs/bands that sound like this?? i need more
youtu.be/-UDCvD_wayY?...

i'm thinking it's just like. now there's nothing to look forward to for like at least a month and it's still cold and miserable but now without the christmas lights

since it happens every january i'm thinking post-holidays emptiness

are there any leftist guys around slc who want head

unfortunately i think i need to get fucked by an absolute loser of a boy

i'm sorry zoë 🫂🩶

thanks!! :D

this tastes like ravioli

HILLARY, DEBATES, 2015: He deigns to call me "milquetoast," when frankly, milk and toast are delicious foods from the heartland of our nation

TRUMP: I called her "milf toes" at the MET and she's not over it

MODERATOR: Can both of you try talking at the same time

today is my 4 year anniversary with tera!! that's almost one fifth of my life :o

do you think the first guy to use "ass" as an insult meant it in the donkey way or the butt way

i think i could significantly improve my system's communication if i reframed it as training my psychic powers

oh they're making one more season thank fucking god