Phil Tyler

Zack Polanski said the Green Party would be open to a Referendum on the Royal Family.

Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?

I’d love one but it wouldn’t pass. And even if there were one it should have a two thirds majority like ALL constitutional referendums should (looking at you Brexshit).
I like the idea of winding it down to 2066 and then ending it. A planned closure. They’ve had 1,000 years now they can EFF off.

Fawlty Towers star Prunella Scales dies aged 93.

😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.

It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.

I believe QT is working on a one movie cut at the moment.

😂

Part 1 is good. Part 2 is dull as ditchwater.

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Squid (they’re too intelligent and gross to be food)
The Man Who Wasn’t There
Anything at all by Ed ‘effing’ Sheeran

Well done

Nigel Farage went to Dulwich College which when he attended was more expensive than Eton

He earns £1.5m a year, 92% of which comes from dodgy donations

His girlfriend pays £885,000 in cash to buy houses but she's a waitress.

He's not a 'working man' he's very rich and corrupt

This!

Keep this in mind for the 18th.
Oh and the pickle got away...

Jeff Bezos might have built a spaceship, but indie bookstores build and nurture whole communities and that is *way* more impressive and valuable.

Half way through this excellent book and have just started ‘Witches Abroad’ by Terry Pratchett for the umpteenth time.

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.

I haven't had time to read up on the latest shooting, but I'm going to post my incredibly radical position that a shooting is bad no matter who did it and no matter who was shot.

Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.

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Tough one.

Watching this absolute belter of a film.

RIP Robert Redford.

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I’m disgusted at the rampant toadying that’s being lavished on the tangerine tyrant.

I know, economically, we need the USA but surely this amount of kissing ass to the felon-in-chief is not required?

Have some morals and some dignity, oh hang on it’s MPs. They hand those in on day one don’t they?

BBC Radio 4 - Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics, Series 10, Cleopatra Brilliant politician, ruthless leader, massive brain-box: Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt.

🚨 Radio repeat alert! 🚨 Our Cleopatra episode from S10 is on Radio 4 again, tonight at 11pm. Cleopatra was a brilliant politician, a ruthless leader and a massive brain-box. But she probably didn't look like Elizabeth Taylor….
With Jane Draycott & Llewelyn Morgan!
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Actor, director, environmentalist Robert Redford dies at 89 | CNN Robert Redford, the dashing actor and Oscar-winning director who eschewed his status as a Hollywood leading man to champion causes close to his heart, died Tuesday, CNN has learned. He was 89.

Well, shit. He was well worthy of the title ‘legend’.

The Natural is one of my all-time favourite movies.

RIP.

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Social media post: "Via erictastic He was killed on camera. No one's family deserves to have to witness that. It's unthinkably cruel that people would then go on the internet and use their platform to say about an innocent man that "I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." I'm talking about George Floyd. You thought I was talking about Charlie Kirk? No, those are actual quotes BY Charlie Kirk about George Floyd. Outrageous that anyone would say that of the dead, right?"

That Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, cosplaying as far-right working class martyr Tommy Robinson, manages to lure 100,000 people to London to loudly proclaim that they’re stupid racists with a smattering of violent thugs is depressing; but thanks to CCTV we should now know who they all are. #ResistTheRight

In the interests of transparency I would like to say I’ve been day drinking and I am really quite drunk.
Not nasty drunk.
Just wobbly and happy and ready to tell you I love you. That drunk.

What do you call a female singer who most people believe to be mythological?

Atlantis Morissette

Song - Scumbag Blues - Them Crooked Vultures
Film - Serpico
Book - (The) Satsuma Complex

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