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"I'm dead, Jim!"
#MeTVStarTrek

An image from the Star Trek episode "Shore Leave" showing Dr. McCoy with a crew member dressed as a princess.

Tonight's #MeTVStarTrek features a princess, a white rabbit, and "Oh, Jimmy Boy."

Bring a dinosaur into town, then have it go on a rampage that ends up with the local cathedral burning down?

Yeah, that's going to be a heck of a lawsuit.
#Svengoolie

a green toy dinosaur is standing in front of a jurassic park sign Alt: a green toy dinosaur is standing in front of a jurassic park sign

If only the banner for "Gwanji the Great" had fluttered in front of him as he roared.

#Svengoolie

Hrm, good point. 🤔

Now is the time in #Svengoolie when we dance!

He got Carlos!
#Svengoolie

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

a man wearing a cowboy hat is talking to another man wearing a suit Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat is talking to another man wearing a suit

BAH GAWD! THAT'S STYRACOSAURUS' MUSIC!

#Svengoolie

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a man in a suit says great scott Alt: a man in a suit says great scott

#Svengoolie

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and looking at the camera . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and looking at the camera .

PERRY MASON!
#Svengoolie

TINY HORSE!!
🎠 #Svengoolie

Ex gets hurt, so she comes back to him.

Bleh.

#Svengoolie

I've heard of cattle rustling, but not cattle wrasslin'!
#Svengoolie

If an old woman with an eyepatch tells you not to do something, DON'T DO THAT THING!

#Svengoolie

CLEAR THE AIRLANES for tonight’s #Svengoolie!

Tonight we have Ray Harryhausen’s stop motion work in vivid color in 1969’s “Valley of Gwangi!”

Harryhausen on #Svengoolie tonight!

SNAP cuts hit families hard—but pets go hungry too. You can help: search #petfoodbank in your state, ask shelters.

In NJ, Bergen County SPCA’s No Empty Bowls feeds cats & dogs—and they have an Amazon wishlist: 🐾

#SNAP #NoEmptyBowls

Whenever I search for a recipe online, I skip every one that has “BEST” in the title.

More often than not, it’s one of those ten-page blog entries with the recipe at the bottom, and it most definitely is not the “BEST” recipe.

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

initially thought that this was a shadow being projected on his face. didn’t realize he was in blackface

Your regular reminder that the reason all of the awful & illegal things keep happening in 🇺🇸 politics - from Trump to torture/GWB to Iran-Contra to Watergate to EO9066 all the way back to 1865 - is because there are never any consequences for all of the awful & illegal things happening in 🇺🇸 politics.

incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries

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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

The early 70s were the best time for funk and soul. #AT40

One of the top funk songs ever.
#AT40

I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS